Profile of God

God (Jesus's Dad), Isn't He Cute?

Name: God
Hometown: One day God farted and out popped God????????????????????????????????????????????
Age: he's really old
Job: his former job was secret service agent for the KGB but now he's just God
Hobbies: he loves his ping pong table tennis games, he loves to yodel as well, and last but not least he races micro machine race cars in tournaments with the powers of God
Favorite Food: aliens from the planet Jumanji
Known As: the writer of the Encyclopedia Brittanica, and being the creater of the universe and all things that live and dwell within the universe
Not Known As: being the devil (well sometimes he is)
Favorite Movie: Pokemon: The First Movie
Favorite Quotes: I AM GOD BITCH DIE!!!, the meaning of the universe is what i make it to be, human life means nothing to me!