Profile of Gonzo The Warrior Fighting Machine Man
Gonzo doing the crane
- Name: Gonzo The Warrior Fighting Machine Man
- Hometown: Jim Henson's Ass
- Age: who knows who cares
- Job: action film star and real life commando
- Hobbies: fucking Piggy with his big nose-like dick, jacking his dick and his big ass nose at the same time, fucking Piggy with his dick-like nose, beating the shit out of Fozzy, collecting stamps
- Favorite Food: rolly polies (they're real crunchy), meow mix (meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow)
- Known As: the inventor of tuberculosis
- Not Known As: Kermit The Frog
- Favorite Fish: Goldfish (they're nice and tiny and can't defend themselves)
- Favorite Organization: NRA (National Rifle Association) (try to picture Gonzo holding a semi-automatic rifle)
- Favorite Quotes: bend over rover and let Gonzo take over, spread them legs Piggy cause my nose is coming in, and Bengay is good for my arthritis and my scrotom
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