Profile of Lucifer

Lucifer as he strolls through the park in all his mighty gayness

Name: Lucifer
Hometown: Heaven now resides in Hell a.k.a. Florida
Age: 90,674,142 (but he looks like he's 20)
Job: raping sinners
Hobbies: raping sinners, raping non-sinners (he tries raping as many people as he can in 1 day his goal is 1,000,000 can he do it?)
Favorite Talk Show Personality: it WAS Kathy Lee Gifford but now he has no where to turn
Known As: The Devil, Satan, The Encyclopedia Brittanica Kid (and you thought he was just some guy)
Not Known As: Jesus
Favorite Music: all of Jesus's cd's including the unrealesed album titled 'I Love Tarter Control Crest Because it Prevents Gingivitis'
Favorite Quotes: i'm a man not a mule sonny