Jesus's Greatest Hits (that you can't find on napster)
Jesus does all types of music except for country,
look at the NEW Ten Commandments and you will see
why (all albums are available on CD only cause, well
everything else sucks but coming soon all Jesus
albums will be available on 8track)
- Jesus and The Angels of Love : album name Jesus Loves You : tracks 7 : price $11.95 : Jesus and The Angels of Love sing their hit single Jesus Don't Hate You also has Jesus Wants You to Worship Him , and Pull That Aenima Out of Your Ass, Jesus : review **
- Jesus and Bill Gates Sing The Blues : album name We Are Better Than You, So Worship us : tracks 9 : price $15.95 : Not a very popular album by Jesus and Bill Gates includes the number 87 hit song Whos Better?, Jesus or Bill and the rest of the CD contains Jesus and Bill Gates arguing over whos better : review *
- Gangsta Bitch Jesus : album name Tru Thug G-ZUS : tracks 14 : price $16.95 : Features the number 1 hit song Kill'em All With Jesus Powers, and Thuggin Wit G-ZUS (features 2pac when Jesus resurrected him from the grave, the only song 2pac recorded after he died) : review **
- Evil Jesus : album name Worship Satan : tracks 666 : price $6.66 : Jesus's worst album ever most people thought they were buying a gothic album but in actuality it was a religious album with songs such as Eat Paint Chips , also has the song called Unlike You Gothic People That Say You Have Powers Evil Jesus Has More Powers Than Any of You, HAIL JESUS! : review -******
- Drunk Jesus : album name Call Me On The Telephonemabobber Dude : tracks 4 : price $4.95 : Jesus's most disturbing album yet it was recorded during Jesus's time at the bar he turned a LOT of water into wine that day includes recordings of Jesus singing Im a Little Teapot, Don't Eat That Grasshopper Man, and Cybernetic Jesus VS. Robocop : review **
- Jesus Goes Disco : album name Get Down Wit Yo Bad Self Jesus : tracks 29 : price $24.95 : This album was not the worst Jesus album though it did not sell even one copy (not even God bought a copy) includes Take off Them Bellbottoms and Put on Your Rags of Illness Jesus, and Radioactive Jesus : review *
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