All Types of Movies

• Operation Jesus Strike : Action : rated R : time 128 minutes : price $19.95 : available on VHS and BETA : starring Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris : Jesus Christ plays a drug dealer in the Amazon and Chuck Norris has to stop this illegal trafficing of drugs : review ***

• Operation Jesus Strike 2 Jesus is Back with a Vengeance : Action : rated R : time 149 minutes : price $19.95 : available on VHS and BETA : starring Jesus Christ co-starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Segal : After Jesus killed Chuck Norris for destroying his drug empire Jesus realizes that more are against him Jesus is Back with a Vengeance : review **

• Operation Jesus Strike 3 Super Jesus : Comedy : rated PG-13 : time 113 minutes : price $9.95 : available on BETA : starring Jesus Christ and Pee-Wee Herman : Jesus creates a new drug from his empire and it turns him into Super Jesus, does Pee-Wee stand a chance? the answer .... no : review *

• Operation Jesus Strike 4 Immortal Jesus (not that Jesus isn't already immortal) : Action : rated R : time 63 minutes : price $19.95 : available on VHS and DVD : starring Jesus Christ co-starring Richard Simmons : Watch Jesus as he wreaks havok through all the cities in the U.S. can Richard Simmons (in his acting debut) defeat Super Jesus? the answer .... HELL NO! : review 0

• Operation Jesus Strike 5 Jesus in Space : Disappointing : not rated : time 29 minutes (that includes prevews for other movies which takes up about 10 minutes) : price $3.95 (sold out) : available on the Korean BETA sytem called Kamachato version 2.0 : starring Jesus Christ co-starring William Shatner : narrated by the narrator from the teletubbies : Captain Super Jesus Christ of the Starship Enterjesus must take his crew through a horrible asteroid field, William Shatner as Commander Riker : review -***

• The Making of the Operation Jesus Strike Series : Behind the Scenes : not rated : time 60 minutes : available on DVD : See all the behind the scenes footage and bad mishaps that happened on the set of the Operation Jesus Strike Series and how Jesus killed many of the co-stars of these movies not only in the movies but in real life as well : review *****

• The True Story of The Good Jesus Happy Fun Book : Biblical Documentary : not rated : time 103 minutes : price $45.95 : available on VHS and DVD : starring Jesus Christ co-starring Jesus's 12 disciples and that 13th one you never heard about : Jesus travels back in time with a video camera and records the misfortunes that had happened to him from his days of birth to his days of crucifiction to his days of resurrection and his rebirth into the new millenium : review *****

• Kung-Fu Jesus : Training Video : not rated : time 45 minutes : price $14.95 : available on VHS : starring Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris (before Jesus killed him after the making of Operation Jesus Strike) : Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris teach you the art of Kung-Fu step by step : review **

• Jesuszilla : action/adventure : rated PG-13 : time 78 minutes : price ¥2000 : available on VHS and DVD : starring Jesus Christ and Mothra : Jesus and Mothra do battle in the city of Tokyo and destroy lots of buildings in the process : review **

• Titanic 2 The Untold Story : Romance : rated R (also look for the hardcore version of this movie) : time 212 minutes : price $39.95 : available on VHS and DVD : starring Jesus Christ and The 3 Breasted Alien (the name can not be pronounced by the human tongue) : The story of The 3 Breasted Alien Seducing Jesus while the boat sinks again : review *

• Tarzan Seen Through the Eyes of Jesus : adventure : rated PG : time 31 minutes : price $21.95 : available on VHS : starring Jesus Christ and cheeta co-starring Jane : watch 31 minutes of amazing joy and pleasure of Jesus swinging through some trees : review *****

• Super Jesus's Favorite Midget Wrestling Matches : sports : rated R : time 71 minutes : price $9.95 : available on VHS (Jesus taped it himself) : : starring various midget wrestlers such as the infamous Yoda, Willow, Troll Man, The Giant Midget Dean Malenko, Gumbi, and many other great stars of Midget Wrestling : Contains intense violent scenes of midgets beating each other up : review review ****

• How to Make a Giant Statue of Jesus out of Legos : Instructional Video : not rated : time 579 minutes : price $129.95 : available on VHS (3 tapes) : starring Jesus and some legomen : Watch Jesus put together a giant lego statue of himself and a few little lego men trying to stop Jesus also includes Jesus singing his mega hit Super Lego Jesus : review * (video is extremely hard to understand)