Jesus Bootleg Video Games

• The Jesus Use Your Imagination Virtual Box : video game system : price $149.95 : its a cardboard box that Jesus used his magic on so now it can 'supposedly' play video games (no accessories or games available)

• The Jesuscast 128 : video game system : $594.95 : a 128 bit system with an internet service provider through at&t, may resemble a used sega dreamcast also playes all sega dreamcast games and Jesus boot leg games

• Jesus Memory Card : accessory : price $29.95 : it is a memory card with a picture of Jesus on it and contains 1 page of memory that is filled with a picture of Jesus

• The Jesus Super-Glove : accessory : price $9.95 : a plastic glove that you put on with a string attached with holy Jesus powers (not used with any games)

• Mortal Kombat 2 (Jesus bootleg version) : video game : price $99.95 : exactly the same as Mortal Kombat 2 but with a hidden character called Super Jesus

• Jesus World Domination : video game : price $49.95 : Jesus's real future plans will come true in this game (also contains a demo of the pornographic game starring Jesus's mom The 'Virgin' Mary in Mongolian Strip Poker)

• Jesusism : video game : price $49.95 : play as one of 3 characters Jesus, Super Jesus and Super Duper Jesus and destroy the non-believers in this action-rpg with the words of God

• Jesus Meets O.J. : video game : price $49.95 : Jesus and O.J. battle it out in this fighting game to see who the REAL killer is weapons include golf clubs and the powers of Jesus

• Resident Evil Jesus Code Veronica : video game : price $49.95 : a copy of Resident Evil Code Veronica with the word 'Jesus' written on the cover inbetween Evil and Code