Fun and Games: A Guide of the Games of Wliia

Scenes From a Hat
This is a commenly played game which all players take part in. Before the show the audience is asked to write down short scenes that they would like to see the players act out. The good ones are taken and put in a hat which the host draws out of.

The Secret Double Lives of Whose Line Cast Members
Brad: (Pretending to strip) I'm Colin Mochrie . . .
Colin: (Watching) I'm Brad Sherwood
Bad Ways to Impress Women
Colin: I do murals with my own feces.
Bad Parental Motivational Speeches
Ryan: A teacher, a teacher? Prostitues make twice that money.
When It's Unwise to Say I Don't Care to Her
Wayne: And I'll name him little Greg and he'll have your eyes and your hair.
Greg: Whatever
Guys That Women Just Don't Go For
Colin and Ryan walk on and then off again.
Pick Up Lines Doomed To Fail
Colin: I play Lewis on the Drew Carey Show.
Newspaper Headlines You'd Most Like to See
Colin: Balding men best lovers in the world!

Props
The four players are divided into two groups of two. Each pair is give a prop or props and they must take turns coming up with things to do with them. In the US version Drew Carey often plays this with the cast while the "winner" regulates the buzzers.



Film, Theater, and TV Styles
In this game two or three players are given a scene. They start out normally, but then are given different forms of film, theater and TV styles that are suggested by the studio audience. They must then continue the scene in the form given.

At the Ski Lodge
Drew: The scene is, Ryan arrives at his ski lodge a day early to discover his wife Colin in the arms of amorous ski instructor Wayne. So go ahead!
Wayne: So, uh, now I'll show you the proper way to grasp the poles.
Colin: Yes.
Wayne: Ready?
Colin: I'm ready for the big slope now. (Wayne gets behind Colin and they ski together)
Wayne: Enough with the pretense! I love you Bald Woman.
Ryan: Honey, I'm home. Ah!
Colin: Whoa!
Wayne: Oh!
Ryan: What's she doing here?
Drew: Uh, Western.
Ryan: Well, I didn't expect to find either one of you here. This cabin ain't big enough for three of us.
Wayne: I guess not. You barged in while I was getting ready to show Miss Kitty a good time.
Wayne and Ryan: (make sound effects of walking) Kachink. Kachink. Kachink. Kachink.
Colin: High heel. High heel. High heel.
Drew: Uh, Three Stooges.
Ryan: Honk!
Wayne: OK, wise guy! Poink! (pokes Colin in the eyes)
Ryan: Hey. (in Italian accent) What's-a going on? Can't we all get along together here? I don't know, gimme a break! (Colin samacks him) I get the wrong one.
Drew: What Stooge was that?
Ryan: I know, I know.
Drew: That was Marx Brothers.
Ryan: I know, I know.
Drew: That wasn't -
Ryan: (pretends to be Captain Hyperactive Moth)
Drew: Just for that, Cooking Show.
Colin: Y'know, maybe if we had some of my new muffins, we can discuss this over the muffins and tea.
Wayne: Well, I wouldn't mind discussing it over muffins and tea, also, I was thinking that the best way to make love is with a nice red wine and these cherries to place atop your forehead while I kiss you.
Ryan: Y'know, I find when my wife is cheating, it's best to put her in an oven at 350 for two hours.
Wayne: Let's try. (they put Colin in an oven) Now because, now because we couldn't do this on a regular show, we have a prepared wife in the other oven.
Ryan: Oh. (they pull Colin out of another oven)
Wayne and Ryan: Oh!
Drew: Now, keeping it clean for the censor, South Park.
Wayne: Hey you! Respect my authority!
Colin: (in Ryan's Marx Brothers accent) I don't know what's-a going on around here!
Wayne: Hey, I love my wife! I think you (kicks Ryan)
Ryan: (vomits) Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!

v Song Styles/Duets
Song Styles and Duets are basically the same game, except in Song Styles one player participates and in Duets, two do. A person is picked out of the the studio audience and the performer(s) must make up a song about the peayed to rson in a style of music that is given and played for them. This game is often played by Wayne Brady, Brad Sherwood, and Chip Esten.

Tina From Canada in the style of Bruce Springstein
Chip: Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Wayne: A vacation's what the doctor ordered. When you made your way down across the border. Oh yeah.
Chip: I think we're sad down here, we're crying. Ooh. Cause we've got Tina and we've got Colin and Ryan. Whoa! Tina...
Wayne: T-T-Tina
Chip: From Canada...
Wayne: From Canada
Chip: Whoa!
Wayne: Whoa, yes for goodness sake Tina is taking a break. From being a polar Canadian
Chip: Yeah! The earth is shakin cause you smell like bacon. If you'll believe this little make-believe Did you bring me some syrup to put on my pancakes Tina? Tina..
Wayne: Oh, Tina, oh Tina
Chip: Oh Tina
Wayne: Up from up north
Chip: Oh Tina
Wayne: Tina, Tina, I hope you brought your passport! Oh, oh
Chip and Wayne: Tina
Chip: Hey, hey, hey!
Chip and Wayne: Tina

Lee the Lunch Lady in the style of a strip-o-gram
Wayne: (rings doorbell) Doo-doo. Doo-doo. I'll let myself in. Are you Lee?
These words come right from me
They're to you and your name is Lee
Can you fix me a treat, maybe some mystery meat
I love you girl, I sing this song
You have the shower cap on
When you're serving up the food
Hey, do you like it when you spoon out the food? Do you like it, Lee?
Oh, Lee. Hey, Lee. Would you like to serve me?
On Monday, meatloaf
On Tuesday, steak
On Wednesday, pork
On Thursday, chicken
And Friday, it's the best day of all
Because you get to have a little spaghetti
And two great meatballs (breaks into laughter)
Oh, Lee. I'm so sorry.


Greatest Hits
This game is for three or four players. Two of them, usually Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles, are TV pitchmen who are trying to sell a compilation CD of songs on some strange and unusual topic as suggested by the studio audience. The two pitchmen suggest styles and title of songs on the subject and the remaining performers must sing them. The singers are usually Wayne Brady, Brad Sherwood, and Chip Esten.

Songs of the Pizza Place
Colin: We'll be back to our low budget musical comedy, Three Brides For A Brother, in just a second.
Ryan: Y'know, as long as there's been cheese and small salty fish, there's been pizza. People have loved it for centuries, or hundreds of years at least. Y'know, Colin, an interesting fact is, pizza was discovered, or made first, not discovered cause then it would be under a rock or something, made first here in America and not in Italy as most people think.
Colin: I knew that.
Ryan: Fun fact. Y'know, we've put together all the songs about pizza that we could find, and that's 30 of em on this two CD set.
Colin: Y'know, when I was a college student, I used to go to the Alps, where I learned how to yodel and rescue people stuck in the snow. And that's why this next song holds a special place in my heart, that yodeling country and western song, Mozzerella-la-la-la-la-la.
Chip: Yeehee!
Chip and Wayne: Yodel-eh-lee-ee...
Wayne: Oh, sometimes I think that I'm a lucky feller.
Chip: Feller...
Wayne: On my big deep dish I like mozzerella-la.
Chip: Sometimes I think it itastes better if you use a little gouda or you use a little cheddar but I also like to use my mozzerella-la-la-la-la.
Wayne: Here we go!
Chip and Wayne: Yodel eyee yodel eyee yodel eyee...do de do de do...
Colin: Oh, that brings back memories of people being trapped in the snow and having to eat each other.
Ryan: Ah, good times.
Colin: I was in college during the sixties, there was a lot of protest around, but I was too busy organizing pep rallies. And that's why this next song - Oh, I studied too, studied very hard. I didn't get very far, look!
Ryan: You're doing just fine.
Colin: Oh, thanks, But still, when I hear this college fight song, I just melt. And that song of course is, Pizza Heck Outta You.
Chip: Woo!
Wayne: Woo!
Wayne and Chip: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Chip: We're gonna bake, bake, bake all our pizza All the other pizza teams will bust. Because ours are flaky and rich and meaty and they have a special crust. Wayne: Oh, here is something that'll knock you for a loop. Pizza is a brand new food group. That is right, don't be such a smartie. Pizza is the best food at a frat party!
Chip: Yeah!
Wayne: Woohoo!
Ryan: Hey Colin?
Colin: Yes Ryan?
Ryan: Do you think 60 dollars and 95 cents is too much to ask for a CD set like this?
Colin: Certainly not.
Ryan: Well that's what it is then, 60 dollars and 95 cents. Y'know, Colin, growing up in the forties as I did, there's one song that's close to my heart to this day. It's a doo-wop hit, I don't know if you remember it.
Colin: No, I don't.
Ryan: I don't either. It's a doo-wop hit, and its title is . . .
Colin: Oh, the anticipation is incredible! I bet it's gonna be so hilarious!
Ryan: Ohh. Have I told you how much I love working with you?
Colin: No.
Ryan: It's that doo-wop hit, Keep The Buck.
Chip and Wayne: Doo, doo-ooo-aaa...
Chip: Well, well, well, thank you, thank you, you drove so far
Wayne: Doo, doo, doo, doo...
Chip: In your little red and white blue car
Wayne: Car...
Chip: So thank you
Wayne: Thank you...
Chip: And you can keep the buck
Wayne: Keep the tip, keep the buck. Oh, I know many pizza guys across the nation
Chip: Doo doo doo doo doo... Wayne: They do this job, they don't have higher education
Chip: Yeah...
Wayne: Oh, so why don't you just take this dollar and put it in your hand
Chip: Put it in your hand
Wayne: And maybe you can get a better job, maybe by being, hmm, a trash man! Thank you...
Chip: Thank you
Wayne: Now keep the buck
Chip: Keep the buck
Wayne: Keep it, keep it, keep it
Chip: Get back in your little white truck
Wayne: Just go
Chip: And you can keep the buck


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