Fun and Games: A Guide of the Games of Wliia Weird Newscasters
This game is for all four players. One is the anchor of a news program. He is also usually relativly normal. Another player is his co-anchor, who is usually pretty far from normal. Another is the sportscaster and they also have a quirk or personality they have to act as. The fourth is the weatherman with a strange quirk or personality. The four of them then act out a news show. With the different quirks they each have, it can get pretty interesting.

Drew: Colin, your coanchor is Chip. Uh, Chip, you're in the middle of a Broadway musical. Sports is Wayne, it says here you're Drew's #1 teenage fan. He's been waiting a long time to do this, let me tell you. And doing the weather is Ryan. Ryan is desperate to quell rumors that he's gay.
Ryan: But what do you want me to do in the scene?
Drew: Oh, yeah. I want you to pretend you're desperate to quell rumors that you're gay, OK.
Ryan: (in deep voice) I'll see what I can do, Drew.
Drew: Yeah, well, good luck. So, uh, whenever you're ready, Colin, whenever you hear the music, take it away.
Colin: Welcome to the 4:15 news. I'm your anchor, Orlan Curtainback. Today's top story: 9 out of 10 Americans believe that out of 10 people, 1 American will always disagree with the other 9. And now over to my new anchor, Steve Incredible.
Chip: (sung) Welcome back from the break. It didn't take too long. We've got lots of news for you I'm gonna sing a little song, wop a doo bop, ta lang-a-lang-a-lang. (strokes Colin's face, bows, cries)
Colin: Well, he's no Michael Crawford. And now, let's go over to sports with our sports guy, Flappy.
Colin: This just in. Sucking up still gets you ahead in the business.
Chip: Wow. You're something else. (claps his hands)
Wayne: Oh my God! Oh my God! (grabs on to Chip's leg)
Colin: Well, why don't we head over to see what weather's going to be like this weekend with our crazy weatherman, Sunny Skies.
Ryan: Well, thank you very much. Well, let's just look at the weather, I'll just grab my pointer. Not that I need something in my hand, because I don't. We're going to have sunny skies over the Rockies, the Rockies which resemble women's breasts which I love, by the way. (waves his arm around) Nothing more attractive than women's breasts and it should be sunny and clear for the entire weekend. (to Chip) By the way, nobody finds your dancing exciting.
Chip: (gets up and dances against Ryan)
Colin: Well, that's all the news that's fit to be shown (Chip does a leap) Join us again tomorrow for the 4:35 news. Goodnight.
Drew: That Wayne, man. If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me. 1000 points to everybody and nice try to Ryan.
Ryan: (deep voice) Thanks, Drew.
Drew: (deep voice) No kidding, Ryan, that was great.
Ryan: (deep voice ) Thank you!

Party Quirks
This is a relativly common, simple game, in fact my friends and I sometimes play it when we're really bored. Anyway, its for all four performers. One of the them is the host of the party and the other three are the guests. Each guest has a certain quirk about them. As they come to the "party" it is the host's job to figure out what they are.

Chip: No, it's gonna be a great party. I've got everything, I've got food, I've got games. I've got the Whose Line is it Anyway? home game. It came with an inflatable Drew doll, yeah. My friend won't return it. Listen, I've got to talk to you later, OK? (doorbell) Hey, c'mon in.
Wayne (A rescue on Baywatch): How you doing man, what's up. How you, how you doing. 'Scuse me. (runs to the water, dives in)
Chip: Make yourself at home.
Wayne: (rescues someone, gives Chip the thumbs up)
Chip: (doorbell) Oh, hi.
Colin (Trying to incite a mass riot): How you doing? You call this food for a party?
Chip: Well I did the best...
Colin: This is crap! We're not gonna take this anymore! I'm hungry as hell, and I won't stand for it anymore! Hungry! Hungry! Hungry! We want real food! Real food! Real food! Real food! Real food! Real food! Real food! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! (Wayne rescues Colin)
Chip: Martha Stewart said that was enough! (doorbell) C'mon in.
Ryan (Wile E. Coyote trying to catch Road Runner): (shakes hands with Chip)
Chip: Hi. How are you?
Ryan: (puts rocket shoes on, straps rocket to his back, lights rocket and runs out of the studio)
Colin: No men flying! No men flying! No men flying! No men flying!
Chip: Listen, if you're going to cause a riot in here, the I'm going to have to ask you to leave. (Buzz, Colin exits)
Wayne: You, Cody, we have to help him!
Chip: Well, you're the 6 million dollar man, aren't you?
Drew: No! (Wayne tries to rescue Ryan)
Chip: Please, no, leave my circus friend alone, please.
Drew! No!
Chip: Leave Rocket Boy alone!
Drew: No! (Wayne leans to give Drew mouth to mouth)
Chip: Oh, a Baywatch girl! (Wayne exits)
Ryan: (pretends to be hit by a train)
Chip: I should invite test dummies more often.
Drew: No! He got his supplies from the Acme company.
Chip: Oh, Wile E. Coyote, welcome to my party.

Hoedown
The performer's favorite game!!! Well, not really but a favorite of the fans. Anyway, the four performers have to make up a hoedown about whatever topic is suggested. Sounds simple, but its not that easy.

You're Ugly Hoedown
Wayne: Woo! (people are clapping on the wrong beat, Wayne is confused. Greg stops them and gets them started on the right beat) Let me tell you something, happened just the other day
My date was so ugly, I almost ran away
She was just horrific, where can I begin
When that heifer was born her momma should've pushed her back in

Drew: I met a girl at a nightclub, it was pretty dark
Thought I'd take her home, just for a lark
But when I saw her in the light I ran a mile
Cause she looked just like Ryan Stiles

Colin: I'm an ugly woman, yes it is not fair
I have ugly face and I have no hair
What can I do, that's the way the fates went
The only person who'll sleep with me is the president

Ryan: I am so ugly that I'll never have a lover
When I leave the house all the dogs run for cover
I'm big and white and round and my back is real hairy
Yes, you guessed it, my name is Drew Carey

All: My name is Drew Carey

Superheros
This game is also for all four players. One of them starts. They are a superhero as suggested by the studio audience. The audience also suggests a crisis that must be solved. The other three each come in one at a time to help solve the process. Each performer is given a superhero name by the one that came in before them.
Drew: What we need first is an unlikely name of a superhero.
Audience member: Cheese Man!
Drew: Cheese Man. OK, Cheese Man's gonna be OK. What kind of crisis would we be dealing with today? (suggestions include out of Spam, balding) Out of Spam, I like that one, that was a good one.
Colin: Out of Spam.
Chip: Out of Spam.
Drew: Out of Spam. Cheese Man, we're out of Spam! What are you gonna do?
Colin: (drinks something, unzips his side, pulls out cheese and eats it) Mmm, that's gouda. Holy curds! It looks like Spam has run out all over the world! What can I do? I'll need my super friends quickly...or slowly.
Ryan: Sorry I'm late. (pokes Colin)
Colin: Well, thank goodness you're here, Random Acts Of Violence Boy.
Ryan: (punches Colin multiple times) Sorry, that was rather random.
Chip: (enters) I'm here.
Ryan: Thank God! Thank God, Captain Limbo!
Chip: (Ryan punches him, he limbos) Missed me! Missed again, missed again! Ha, ha! (Ryan punches himself)
Wayne: Sorry I'm late!
Chip: Thank God you're here, Captain Hugs A Lot. (Wayne hugs him)
Wayne: Now what can I do? What can I do? Oh... (hugs Colin) Ooo...oh... (goes underneath Ryan's punches and hugs him)
Colin: We're out of Spam, we're out of Spam!
Wayne: We're out of Spam? Quickly, I'll run down to the grocery store, I know the guy, I'll give him a big hug and we'll get cans for everyone. I love you. (kisses Colin on the cheek, hugs Chip and runs over and hugs Drew)
Chip: I'll go check under the table (limbos and exits)
Ryan: I've gotta go, sorry about what I did earlier.
Colin: That's alright. (Ryan head butts him and exits) Well, it looks like the crisis is averted. I'll go down to the schoolyard and give children all the cheese I have. But, oh no, I don't give edam. (laughs)
Drew: Edam is a crossword puzzle cheese.
Colin: Yes, exactly.
Drew: Thank God, 2000 points for all of you for making the world safe.
Chip: From Spam.
Wayne: (salutes) Absolutely.
Drew: Nice to know we can raise our children in a world free of Spam bandits.