Colin's Revenge Part II: The Rehersal

They eventually made Ryan go in to talk to Colin. After all, he had known Colin for over twenty years. So, as the others made their way into the studio Ryan went into the dressing room, hoping that Colin had cooled off in the past few minutes.

He found Colin sitting on one of the two plush couches that seemed to take up about half the dressing room. Colin had the toupee in his hand and seemed to be examining it closely.

"Hey buddy," said Ryan softly.

"What do you want, huh? Don’t you think you’ve joked around enough?" said Colin, looking up with a less then happy face.

"Look Colin, we’re sorry we offended you . . ." started Ryan.

"Oh you’re sorry, well maybe that just doesn’t cut it anymore!" said Colin, getting even angrier.

"Well," said Ryan, starting to lose his nerve, "Rehearsal’s starting in a few minutes so you better come out there." With that Ryan quickly turned around and left the room, not waiting to here if Colin responded.

Ryan made his way into the studio where the other guys were waiting.

"Well, how did it go?" said Greg expectantly. "Is he cooled off now?"

"Um well not exactly," said Ryan.

"Well, is he coming?" said Drew. "We have to start rehearsal like now!"

Just as the words came out of his mouth, there came Colin into the studio. "Hey there Colin, ready to start?" asked Wayne trying to be nice.

Colin gave Wayne a look and sauntered to his seat and sat down. Wayne tried to not look hurt, which he was. He was usually so nice that the guys hardly ever seemed to get mad at him.

‘Let’s get started then, shall we?" said Drew, trying to sound cheerful. All the other guys made their way to their seats and Drew sat behind the desk. "Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway! The show where everything is made up and the points don’t matter. That’s right, the points don’t matter just like breast implants to Britney Spears. That’s right, they don’t mean a thing."

All the guys cracked up at this, perhaps because they had all had a bit too much coffee this morning. Colin though, kept his same cold stony face throughout it.

"Well," said Drew trying to ignore Colin. "Our first game is party quirks . . ."

"I know, I’m the host of the party and Wayne, Colin and Ryan are the guests and so on and so forth," said Greg sarcastically.

"Yeah that would be about right," said Drew. "So Greg, you’re the host. Wayne, you are in love with the party snack platters, Colin, you’re a postman going postal, and Ryan, ha ha, you like to hump everything."

They all got lined up to go in. Drew rang the doorbell and Greg motioned opening it. "Hello Wayne."

"Hey Greg," said Wayne. "Do you have any snacks?"

"Yeah Wayne, they’re on the platters on the table over there," said Greg.

"Great!" said Wayne happily.

Another doorbell noise was made and Greg opened the door.

"Hello, RYAN!"

This was odd, because it was Colin’s turn to go, but no one said anything about it. Ryan came into the "party" and immediately started humping Greg, not the prettiest picture in the world. Finally, the doorbell rang again. Greg opened it. "Hello Colin, welcome to the party."

"Hi," said Colin shortly, with the same look on his face. "Here’s your pack . . . ahhhh damn dog!!!" Colin made the motions of pulling out a gun and shooting the dog. "Always after the bald on isn’t it. The damn dog’s just like everyone else!!!"

"Geez man, calm down, its just a dog," said Greg.

Ryan came over at that moment and started humping Colin. "Get away from me you pervert!" yelled Colin, pretending to shoot Ryan.

Greg quickly guessed all their quirks, it wasn’t that hard, and they all returned to their seats.

"That was great," said Drew. A thousand points to Colin."

"Stop being so nice," snapped Colin, "I know you guys don’t really mean it."

"Geez ok man, calm down," said Drew. "Let’s move on to the Dating Game!"

The games continued on with Colin making numerous references about baldness and the toupee. The other guys tried to be nice about it, but eventually they just started to ignore it. So the rehearsal ended and Colin still seemed to be mad at all of them. So, as the show draws nearer things do not look good.

So ends the second part of Colin's Revenge. Look for the third and final part sometime soon. What will happen? Nobody knows . . .


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