"Hey, just because you went to college for 4 months, don't make you a genius."
"You look like shit."
"I can get her legs broke."
"I don't want to mow the lawn."
"Tell them I can't be bought."
"Then tell them to go fuck themselves."
"There are rules in life, and one of the most important you'll find is nobody likes a squealer."
"The world is divided into the doers and the doeys. The doeys pay taxes and generally get shit upon. People look up to the doers!"
"May I interupt this disgustion to point out Willis Emery's ass?"
"How'd you expect me to drive with my head down?"
"You got a great future kid.