(26 April 2003) I was on the second floor of my mall. I thought maybe Dudley was downstairs playing the piano, like he usually is. I looked over the rail and saw him. There were a few pianos and keyboards set up, down there, and a good amount of people were watching him play. I hopped over the rail and landed next to him. I sat down, on his right, and started playing random notes to mess him up. He was playfully frustrated and I laughed about it. Then he finished his song and I told him to let me show him how a good song is played. We traded places and I started playing a fast rock-n-roll song. He sorta sighed because he didn't think people wanted to hear that kind of music. He started playing random notes, to irritate me, like I did when he was playing. I tried my best to stick to my song, but I kept messing up. We both laughed and I gave him a big hug and we just sat there with our arms around each other. Then I woke up!

..::Who's Bar Is This?::..

(26 April 2003) I was riding bikes with a couple girls I had just met, and I got them to stop in my bar for a few minutes. They didn't really want to, and they didn't believe it was actually mine. We went inside and I had a feeling there wouldn't be too many people in there. I asked them what was up and expected them to answer back as if they knew me, but they were pretty quiet. I asked someone who owned the bar and he said I did, so I proved my point. Then I noticed my ex-best friend was in there, and I wanted to show off a bit. I asked if Dudley had been there and a guy said he had, but he left and would be back later. Then he showed up and came over to me. We hugged and goofed off. He was sitting on the ledge, behind us, and I sorta lifted him off the ledge, and he looked taller than I did. My friend gave me this look as if to say she didn't think much of the whole situation. I decided to take Dudley up to my apartment, to hang out, so we walked towards the door. Then I woke up!

..::Piano Concertos In Mall Major::..

(27 February 2003) I was in my mall and my parents and family were there. I was on the top level and was saying how it would be neat if Dudley showed up, like in my other dream a while back. He came walking across the floor, downstairs, and I called to him and jumped over the rail and landed next to him. He looked like he did in 1979, or so. He and I did a piano concert for the whole mall. The only weird thing was the lower keys were on the right and the higher keys were on the left, which is opposite. I didn't know what I was playing, so I just tried my best, but it worked out for the most part cos he was playing chords that matched what I was playing, and we only messed up a few times. It was really fun. Later, I was preparing for another piano concert, and one of my uncles wanted me to make a tape of some of his music for my grandfather. Then I saw my other grandfather sitting there to watch the concert. One of my former teachers was there and he gave me a jug of milk from the mini fridge, there. Then I was preparing the piano and making sure the bench was out far enough so I didn't have to squeeze in between that and the corner of the piano, like last time. I stood up and started explaining, to everyone, what the plan was, and how I couldn't play the piano at all, but Dudley would match the chords to what I was playing. I looked over at my parents and got nervous and was saying "uh" a lot, but then I was okay. I introduced Dudley and he came over, and I actually had to ask people to clap for him. We sat down and started playing and we messed up a couple times. I was playing with both hands, but I was in the middle of the keyboard and that meant Dudley couldn't play in the middle, so he had to keep stopping when I was occupying that space. Then I ended the song, nicely. Everyone clapped and I whispered to him that we should write down the chords and work with them to make the song better. He said, "Then why don't you write down the words" and he got up and walked away. I was thinking I can't write the words that I don't even know, and I decided not to let him get to me cos I figured he had a reason for being a jerk. He went over and stood by my parents and was chatting, while I just sat there. I noticed he was wearing sort of dark pastel purple pants and a lighter button shirt. Then I woke up!

..::Who's Child Is This?::..

(26 February 2003) I was in one of my malls, and I saw Dudley playing a small concert at a keyboard, so I went up and sat on the side of it and watched him. There were a few people seated in front of him, watching and listening to him play. He smiled at me and acknowledged my presence. Then some girl came up to him and accused him of getting her pregnant and saying he has to take responsibility for their kid. I jumped up and started yelling back at her and chased her up the mall. I told her friend to keep her away from Dudley, and she said the girl was going through some stuff or whatever. I yeled a bit more and told the girl that Dudley would take a paternity test to prove it wasn't his child. She hadn't even had it, yet, though. We went back and sat by Dudley and she was more calm now. He kept playing and was obviously distraught over the whole situation. I told him about the test and he said he wouldn't take it. I was shocked and wondered if he minded that I said he would, without talking to him about it, first. He looked really bothered, but he wasn't getting bent out of shape about it. I believed it wasn't his kid. Then I woke up!

(31 January 2003) I was with my mom at a movie studio lot. We were on vacation and taking a tour. There were little stores along the lot, and she wanted to run into a clothing store and grab something, and I said I'd just wait outside because I think I had already went in there with her, earlier. I wanted to see what was going on outside. They were filming a movie, and I stood on the side of a building, leaning against the wall, watching the people getting ready for the camera. Dudley came around the corner and I could tell he was just a gopher and in charge of calling people to the set when it was their time to be on location. He came my way, looking for a certain person, and I thought he said, "Ms. Hansen?" He looked right at me, and I wondered if he was actually calling me, but I didn't see why he would be. I asked, "You said, 'Ms. Hammond,' right?" and he said, "Yeah." I said, "Oh, cos my name's Hansen. Since we were talking, and he wasn't doing his job finding the correct person, this woman, who was obviously on more authority, yelled at him to do his job. I said it was my fault, and I patted him on the shoulder and said I was gonna leave cos I was distracting him. I could tell by the way he was smiling at me, and stalling on his job, that he was interested in me and I didn't wanna get him into any more trouble. He told me not to go, but I said I didn't wanna get him in trouble, so it would be best if I left. I went down to the edge of the building and waited. While he was groveling with that woman, he continued to look my way and smile. At one point, I licked my lips and bit my lower lip, trying to look seductive so he'd know I was interested in him. But, he looked away and I had to do it, again. He saw me, that time, and smiled back, looking very interested. Then the woman yelled at him, again, and he ended up getting fired. He came over to me, and invited me to get a cup of tea with him, later on. I said I was with my mom, who was in the store, and I pointed over to where she was. I could see clothes hanging in there, and I explained to him that I had decided to wait while she went in. He said, "Oh," in kind of a disappointed way, because he assumed that since I was with my mom, I wouldn't be able to go have tea with him, but I told him I could, and he was happy. I figured I could go out, after my mom and I settled in for the night, and she wouldn't mind. We went around the corner, out of view of everyone, and he had his back against the wall. I got closer and started kissing his neck. I backed off when he seemed a little shy, and I felt really stupid for making such a move when I was supposed to be the shy one. He didn't seem to mind, though. I left to be in another part of the dream. Then I woke up!

..::Blast To The Past::..

27 January 2003: I was hanging out near my house, by this church, at night. Some kids were with me, and I had been caught up in the weird scenario where I was riding my horse up this white mountain and we jumped from rock to rock, then came back down and I was by the fence that protected the church. I slipped through it and got caught by this preacher. He was an old man and he wanted to talk to me, so I went over to him. I explained that I would clean up after my dog, which I now had with me. The guy was oddly attractive, and I saw that he was a vampire. Very charming and something about him made me stay and obey him. He calmly told me he'd have to bite me and turn me into a vampire, and I let him. I tilted my neck and he bit into it. It felt pleasurable and didn't even hurt. He walked off and I went back to the fence, and the kids. I was gonna attack some of them and turn them into vampires, but I saw they already were. I could have overpowered them, but I let them go. This one little girl wanted me to spend time with her. I said I had to go back in time and do something, and she didn't want me to leave. She wanted to go with me. I told her she could go next time. I fiddled with the knobs on the time machine, and hoped that she wouldn't try to go with me. I wanted to turn her into a vampire, but something in me said it would be wrong. But, I ended up doing it, anyway, and having to tell this person that I had done it. They knew, but were a little disappointed. I went back in time and found myself in this huge one-room area. A giant guarded the doorway, and I walked between his legs and found a bunch of people lounging in this room. I said I knew Dudley, and it was his house, and the guy let me stay. I saw Dudley on a bed, across the room, and he sat up and acknowledged me. He was older and near death. The gathering was to say goodbye to him and be with him when he died. I noticed that the music playing wasn't his own, so he wasn't going to die any second. It was familiar music, but I forget it, now. I looked to my right and saw a large collection of records, piled on shelves along that wall. Most of them were Beatles albums and I knew he was a big fan of theirs. Some of the records were even duplicates. The other walls were filled with books and trinkets. From there, I went back to the church and that's when I revealed that I had bit the girl and made her a vampire. I told her I'd see her the next day, and the other person and I walked up the street. Then I was riding my bike and stopped at a gas station to get air cos my tires were flat. I let this older guy get ahead of me cos he said he'd just be a minute, unless he needed more air than he thought, and he'd let me go. He went anyway and I got mad. Then I found out that he was gonna mess around with these two young kids, about 13 years of age, and I told him to drive away before I hurt him. I showed the kids that I had fangs and was a vampire. Just then, this car of old guys pulled in, right in front of me. The one was the preacher, although he looked different and mean. I freaked and ran into a field, but it was too dark to see much. There were punks playing in there, waiting for this big party to happen. The preacher and others took me to a big pit of skulls where they made vampires, like me, fight other ones to the death. I escaped with some kids who thought it was all a set up and a joke, and we hopped a barbed wire fence. I helped them over it. A dog was in the yard, but I told them not to worry and I made it relax and go back to sleep. They knew I was a vampire then, and we stole a school bus in order to go to the house of the head vampire. We paid the driver and explained things, and I showed I was a vampire, so she'd believe us. One of the guys I was with stayed on the bus, and the others went inside, with me. We made stakes from wood furniture and went after the head vampire. Then I woke up!

..::Dinner For Two & Invasion Of The Vampires::..

27 January 2003: I went into a familiar mall. I entered through the restaurant and went up to the waitress and said, "I'm meeting Dudley Moore." She looked at me like I was nuts, and I had a feeling she would, but I tried it, anyway. She started telling me which door I could sit next to and I said, "No, I'm here to meet Dudley Moore. We're having dinner together." She got impatient and asked if I had a reservation, to which I replied, "No." She walked away and I reached into my pocket to see how much bribing money I had. Only a small stack of bills. A few hundred and the rest fives and small bills. I figured it wasn't enough to start spreading around, and I thought that if I could only run into him in the mall, bring him back here and laugh in her face. I left, uttering a few things to her, and went into the centre of the mall. To my right, Dudley was playing an upright piano. He and another guy were raising money for a charity of some sort. I went over to him, but decided not to bother him during his performance, and I walked over and stood by the wall. A woman came up behind him and stood right next to him. She was dressed really fancy, gave me a smirk and started getting closer to him. He noticed her, and I realized it was his first wife. I got annoyed because he was with me now, and she was just trying to get between us. I went up and leaped at her, knocking her down. Dudley looked at me, disappointingly and I figured he liked her more, so I stormed off. Along the walls were Christmas decorations, like front porches and steps. I picked one and sat there, moping. He came right up and stood by me, but I ignored him. He sat next to me, on the step, and started talking. I realized that he didn't care for her, and that he was here because he wanted to be. I assumed he felt bad for giving me that look, before, but he also knew that I didn't have to do what I did and it only showed that I didn't trust him. We forgot about the whole thing, and he turned, leaned back, put his head on my lap and looked up at me, smiling. Then he got up and we were gonna go back to the restaurant, but three guys started making fun of him and harassing him. I went over and knocked one of the guys out. I hit another one and then the third guy drew a knife and cut me, several times, on the arms. Dudley stood to the side watching. I couldn't get any punches or kicks in on this guy. Then this guy with braided hair and a changing face came up and grabbed the guy by the throat and pushed him against a wall. I thanked him for helping, but he bit the guy and I saw he was a vampire who was making the bad guy one so he could get revenge on Dudley and me. Dudley and I started running back towards the restaurant. A bunch of vampire monsters were chasing us, now. This guy came out of nowhere, ahead of us, and he was dressed in all white. I was running in super slow-motion and this guy growled at the vampires, causing a slow-motion wave to flood over them and push them back. I thought we'd be safe with this guy near us, but he was losing his powers and they started attacking him. I got Dudley out of the grip of one of them, and the vampire grabbed onto me. I noticed he had really long fingernails. The good guy told us to use the press guys, and he grabbed a photographer and shoved him at us. We held him between us and the vampires and I lost my grip and kept moving forward, while Dudley remained behind. He reached out to me, but we couldn't reach each other in time. The vampires came after me, again, and Dudley managed to get ahead of me. I grabbed another press guy and the vampires devoured him in no time, leaving me with handfuls of skin and clothes. I ran up to Dudley, who was leaning against a wall, and told him that I wish things were the way they were before. He showed me he had a key to get into a store, there, and he was smiling about his plan. I wondered if he would have left me if I hadn't made it in the store, behind him, in time. We ducked under the steel doors and it looked like an elevator. We turned and were in a clothing store, with two female vampires, with braids in their hair. One of them grabbed Dudley and I started taking shelf pieces off the walls and trying to stab her through the heart, but nothing was sturdy enough. Finally, a long piece of wire stuff went through her throat and she choked, so I put it through her chest and killed her. The other vampire female was a head vampire and she grabbed Dudley and took him behind a fenced area, so I couldn't get to them. I started poking the wire through the fence, but I couldn't get it to be sturdy enough. I looked for other materials, but found none. She had him by the throat and I guess she killed him, because she let him drop to the ground, behind the counter, and she came after me. Her hair turned into the wires and they started shooting out at me. I got her in the throat, but it didn't do any damage. She caught me with her hair and was about to put a wire through me, but I woke myself up, just in time. Later, I fell back to sleep, in the same mall, but in a different store. This guy had made army hats with plastic fence stuff around it, and he said they never sold, years ago. I said they were cool, and Dudley was there, next to me, and gave me a weird look. I was just trying to make the guy feel better and keep him from going insane, since he was a little strange. I told him he should try selling them, now. People agreed with me. He was gonna help us fight the vampires, and took us into a room with an indoor pool. It had a cover on it and people sat on the cover. There were several people who were bloody from the fights. We had to draw a picture to prove that we all had the same visions and drew the same picture. It was two lions, one on each side, and a cat on the top centre, or something. Sort of Egyptian. I started tracing mine, but then drew freehanded and mine was different, so I thought maybe that meant I would be the only one who wouldn't be bothered by the vampires, and I could protect Dudley, this time. We started hearing noises, and the power went out. It was time to fight the vampires, and I didn't have any special powers, like I thought I would have. Then I woke up!

..::A Van & A Spy::..

26 January 2003: I parked a car in a parking lot, next to a red one that I figured was Liza Minnelli's. Dudley wasn't in the car with me, but I was talking to him and said we should change cars. The one I had for the white Rolls Royce on the other side of us. I got out and there was this guy staring at me, so I went between a couple of vans. It was pretty dark, and Dudley showed up, so I started nibbling and kissing his ear and he giggled. We kissed and were gonna get in the van, but I went into another dream. Later, I was standing near four elevators and wanted to find Dudley. I looked at the title on one of them and it said his name, so I got in, but new it was a bad idea since they usually get stuck or go to places I don't like. But, I ended up in this cafe area, coming down the glass elevator. I figured it for California since it looked like it outside. I went to a small table and sat down. Dudley came along and sat across from me, but we scooted our chairs around to the side, so we could sit closer to each other. We kissed and spoke a bit. I ran my fingers through his hair and he smiled. He had a newspaper, and we were working on some sort of case, or something. He had to leave to do something and I ran into Michael Caine. He annoyed me, and all he was doing was sitting at his table with a black briefcase, telling me what my mission was or whatever. I knew what he was talking about, but he bothered me and I told him off, but ended up working with him, anyway. We had to get special coins to someone and catch this spy person, or whatever. Apparently, he was the spy and I pulled my gun on him, but he escaped onto the elevator. I rode it up and found him, and brought him back down. Then I woke up!

..::Three's A Crowd; More Is Worse::..

(11 December 2002) I was in my bar. I just walked in after gathering a couple friends from up the street, and we made our way over to a big table where Dudley and some other people were sitting. The bar was pretty full and even my dad was there, which made me feel a little weird about being so close to Dudley. I introduced my friends to Dudley. He and I had a relationship, but he was always looking at other girls in front of me and we were kinda not getting along too well. It was sort of a secret dislike at the time. I sat on his right and started talking, but he was staring at this girl across from us, and I kept talking louder and louder and making comments until he got the point and started paying attention to me. Then he started smiling and staring at one of my friends. I made a comment about her being blonde and I got up and walked around to his left, where she was sitting, and I got between them. I faced her, and had my back to him, and I told her that she doesn't wanna be with him cos he'll just use her for sex and then dump her. I knew he heard me, and that he knew it was a good idea that I told her because he didn't really wanna cheat on me, but he needed someone to keep him in line. I turned back to face him and we started leaning in towards each other. I was thinking we were about to kiss, but I felt weird knowing my dad was behind me, and I didn't wanna make a move and have Dudley not return the kiss. He stood up and told me to "Step up" cos the chairs were on a platform and he wanted me to stand and be level with him. I stood up, but was taller than him, so I joked and said, "Step up" to mock him, but then felt kinda bad cos he may have taken it as a jab at his height. I said, "Here, I'll do this" and I squatted down a bit so we were eye-level. We got closer and started kissing passionately and I knew everyone was staring at us. I felt a bit uncomfortable, but I knew they figured we were gonna do something eventually. After we kissed, we went out into the lobby where there was a bar, and a table where you go and get the drinks. He sat at the bar, with the bartender there, and I went to the table. The woman there was blonde, and I ordered a Scotch for Dudley and she said she remembers when they were dating that he used to love a "Clash" or something like that. I ordered that and paid her, but ended up giving her another $50 so she'd have a good tip. She said I already gave her $100 and I said it doesn't matter cos all the money from the drinks is mine, anyway and then she realized that I was the owner of the bar. She said she shouldn't have charged me, at all, and I said not to worry about it and to keep it. I went back to Dudley and sat on his left. Two girls came up to him and wanted to take him to a hotel and they sat on his right, at the bar. I sat his drink down and said something like, "I was gonna get you the Scotch, but the blonde, over there, said you liked a Clash." He looked slightly ashamed as he took his drink, and I kept the Scotch. He was paying attention to the two girls and he told them he couldn't go with them, but they kept bothering him. He didn't mind, but when they finally got on my nerves, I told them that they were about to be leaving and they thought I was a joke. I called for my bouncer and then noticed that the main guy who does that sort of thing was sitting on the other side of the girls, so I said I was sorry that I didn't see him. The bouncer came in and I said to get those girls outta there, and I said to get the other guy outta there too, and I fired him. I had a feeling he woulda been mad cos I overlooked him and woulda ganged up with the girls to cause trouble or steal money from me. After that, I went into my office, which was a big room with a few of my employees. I said it looked like the indoor room for the elephants and hippos at the zoo and had to explain it to them. There was a step up area and a desk there, and then a big pair of doors by the desk that lead to the elevator. Dudley was with me, but he was invisible at the time, and I got on the elevator and wanted to go up to my room, but knew it was a bad idea. Just as I thought, the elevator reminded me of one in the hospital and it brought back memories of other dreams I've had, and it stopped and I was stuck. I knew I'd never finish the dream. Then I woke up!

..::We Have No Bananas::..

(17 November 2002) I was in California/New York and had to go to some meeting. I was walking with some friends and we turned and went into this place where they care for babies. It was kind of a run-down place, and the door was open to the lobby. Some woman sat there at a desk and all these kids were hanging around. We walked up the hall and into a room. Dudley was by my side, but I didn't pay much attention to him. Maybe we were there to adopt a child, or something. The big boss guy was behind his desk, making a phone call and smoking a cigar. He finally paid attention to us and we sat down at little school desks. He got in my face and started criticizing me about things and I got mad. The dream blinked ahead and I was still in the room, but there were several large tables. My friends and I were at one table, and people I didn't like were at the one next to it. We whispered and made comments about the people we didn't like, because they had tried setting this whole thing up so we'd take the fall. I left the room to go look for Dudley. I wasn't allowed in a certain room, but I barged in and found all the guys, who were originally with my girl friends, in the room. It was a dimly lit room with half-naked girls on the beds in there. Dudley was in the middle of the room, walking along the wall, back and forth. I got mad and walked out. I went back into the other room and sat down. I thought he had something to do with the people I didn't like, so I got mad. I said something about it, to him, and he took offense and denied everything. I told him that I knew he was telling the truth because of the expression on his face when I mentioned it. He was upset that I thought he could do something against me, like that, and I apologized several times. He was still mad, but he pretended he was okay. I heard one of the people, that I didn't like, say something that really bothered me. They were taking credit for something they didn't do, or something similar to that, so I stormed out of the room. I walked back down the hall, and into the lobby, where I had to step over a bunch of sleeping kids and try not to wake them up. I turned left and walked down the road. It was a semi-familiar street. Still in the same setting of the dream, but eventually turning into a street near my house, in reality. I turned back, slightly, and saw Dudley come out of the lobby. I didn't think he'd come after me, but he did. He was carrying a bunch of bananas that were brown on the underside, and they had a little green pod thing attached to the bunch. He was eating a banana and I told him how mad I was and he handed me the bunch of bananas. He said to dip them in the pod sauce. He handed me a little pod and I dropped it. I picked it up and got orange/yellow slime on my hand and I made a fuss about it being gross. He told me not to eat the underside of the bananas cos that's where maggots can hide. I threw the bananas and he thought it was funny. We got to the corner and I knew people would be coming after us, eventually, but all I wanted to do was find a place in the grass and lay there, with him, looking up at the sky and talk. Then I had a wagon thing, and I got on the back part and he got on the front and I pushed him, but he was invisible. Then I woke up!

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