Who you gonna call? Someone else! [Casper]
(Segment of Elwood playing the harmonica) [1995 Saturday Night Live]
(Dan does a Tom Snyder laugh) [1995 Saturday Night Live]
They have got the best Maryland crab cakes it has ever been my pleasure to put inside my very big mouth. Hahahahahahahaha! [1995 Saturday Night Live]
(Plays the tuba and sings) [My Girl]
Yes, well, I'm afraid this is a private function. [Antz]
Crawling insects, see?... (The Wasps greet the Antz) [Antz]
Oh! It's even worse. They're Euro trash. [Antz]
Oh, please, Muffy. Not another crusade. [Antz]
Mm, you have such a big heart.... [Antz]
Oh, Muffy! No! Oh, no! [Antz]
(A drunk and sniffling Chip Wasp offers to give Zee Ant a lift) [Antz]
Oh, woe is me! [Chaplin]
Hey pretty! Sorry. So how's married life treatin' you? [Feeling Minnesota]
I did that! I did that! That's my fault! [Ghostbusters]
Aw, nothing personal love chunks, but can we get to it? [Doctor Detroit]
I am going to rip off your head and sh!t down your neck. [Doctor Detroit]
Well, it's like this, see. [Blues Brothers 2000]
You G^d d@mn, shit-spewing media sluts! [Blues Brothers 2000]
....It's been touching you for twelve years; you never freaked!.... [The Great Outdoors]
Hahahaha! Bad call, cornflake. I left that leg in France. [Nothing But Trouble]
And now, I'm gonna stick you! I'm gonna dig so many new holes in you, you're gonna look like a salt shaker! [Nothing But Trouble]
Get your Italian loafers outta my bedpan! Ooh! [Nothing But Trouble]
You kids better look out behind you. There's a bee's nest. [Nothing But Trouble]
The name's Zalinsky, and I make car parts for the American working man because that's what I am, and that's who I care about. [Tommy Boy]
I make car parts for the American working man because that's what I am, and that's who I care about. [Tommy Boy]
I'll be happy to look into it. [Tommy Boy]
(Proton pack sound 1) [Ghostbusters]
(Proton pack sound 2) [Ghostbusters]
(Proton pack sound 3) [Ghostbusters]
(Slimer getting zapped) [Ghostbusters]
(Proton pack charging up) [Ghostbusters]
(Proton pack being switched on) [Ghostbusters]
(Beldar songs Tainted Love) [Coneheads]
Hi honey, it's me.... [Dying To Get Rich]
Where were you last night? What's goin' on? [Dying To Get Rich]
Get the f^ck away from me or I'll hurt you! [Dying To Get Rich]
What's goin' on? [Dying To Get Rich]
Why? Were you talkin' about me? [Dying To Get Rich]
Bill says a lot of things. You're full of sh!t, aren't you, Bill? [Dying To Get Rich]
F^ck you! [Dying To Get Rich]
Should we uh, swear a blood oath on it or something? [Caddyshack II]
(Goofy laugh) [Caddyshack II]
(Another goofy laugh) [Caddyshack II]
Don't....have it! [Caddyshack II]
Keep your eye on the fruit. Keep your eye on the fruit. Keep your eye on the fruit! [Caddyshack II]
Good! That's my policy exactly. That way, when we're captured and they put the 12-volt car battery to our testicles, which can, does and has happened, we can honestly say we're completely ignorant of the subject. [Caddyshack II]
That hurts! I think it was a big mistake dipping that arrowhead with poison. [Caddyshack II]
Order somethin'. [Caddyshack II]
....If I pull the arrow out, will, will you please, suck out the poison for me? [Caddyshack II]
(Dan sings along with Our House) [My Girl 2]
Signs. Ooh. Let me get the Lochness Monster on the phone. You two have a lot to talk about. [My Girl 2]
....F^ck 'em. [Stardom]
For Psi Factor, I'm Dan Aykroyd. [Psi Factor]
I'm Dan Aykroyd. [Psi Factor]
Is it simply arrogance which leads us to think that we are the only life form in the multiverse? [Psi Factor]
(Dan introduces PSI Factor) [Psi Factor]
You gotta be sh!ttin' me! [Evolution]
Devil of a headache! Quite knocked out by it. [House Of Mirth]
It's always the same old story. You can't give me five minutes, but are charming to others. [House Of Mirth]
Ah! Ah! An eye! An eye! Jesse, there's no eye in here! [My Stepmother Is An Alien]
(Dan sings like Jimmy Durante) [My Stepmother Is An Alien]
Ah, Doctor Jones! I'm Art Weber! [Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom]
I spoke with your assistant. Uh, we've managed to secure three seats. But, there might be a slight inconvenience as you will be riding on a cargo full of live poultry. [Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom]
It's the best I could do at such short notice. Heaven's! Aren't you Willie Scott, the famous American female vocalist? [Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom]
(Dan talks about his friend, John, and how you should get help if you, or someone you know, has a drug problem) [SNL Tribute To John Belushi]
You are listening to the House Of Blues Radio Hour [House Of Blues Radio Hour]
(Elwood shows up at the House Of Blues and avoids his landlady while he introduces the show) [House Of Blues Radio Hour]
(Elwoods cleaning and his boss, Dan, shows up so he introduces him and Dan gets impatient with him asking for a raise and babbling on) [House Of Blues Radio Hour]
(Elwood encourages everyone to listen to the show and he does a little singing) [House Of Blues Radio Hour]
(Elwood gives a funny discription of his boss and guest, Dan) [House Of Blues Radio Hour]
Good night, baby. [The Curse Of The Jade Scorpion]
