Balthus Records CBB103 (1) Midnight Drive (2) Slow Down (3) Look Out Giovanni, Look Out, Look Out, Look Out!!! (4) Aaaarrrrggghhh!!!! (5) Crash They Are Dead (6) How Could You? (7) We Must Dance In Their Honour (8) Dead Dad Disco (9) Wooh! Lets Party (10) Wahay!!! Boing!!! Yippee!!! (11) Dance, Dance, Dance, Yowsah, Yowsah, Yowsah (12) Ha Ha Ha (13) The Our Poor Fathers Are Dead Rap The tragic death of both Giovanni & Sebastians' fathers is one of the darker moments of the duos' history. A drunken Giovanni, having bought a big shiny red car, invited his father plus Giovanni and his father for a midnight drive around the catamite clubs of Mbishkodra. Unfortunately, Giovanni temporarily lost control of the vehicle whilst leaning out of the car window to hurl projectile vomit at a passing herd of bison. The bison turned to chase him, and in an act of sheer effulgence, the Inski singer began masturbating furiously at the wheel whilst singing "We can be heroes, just for one day." The car then veered into a shopping mall, hurling tramps through the air like skittles and squashing badgers en route. "I was terrified," Sebastian said later, "he was like a man possessed. He was aiming at the tramps and screaming "NHS in a box! NHS in a box!" I was the only one wearing a seatbelt, so both our fathers were being thrown around the back of the car like boggy horse shit in a hemp sack. However, when he started masturbating and ejaculation predictably ensued - I can read him like a book, we are almost brothers - we seemed to slow down quite a bit." But not slow enough. The car then sped through a village, over some of the tramps he had knocked over earlier (some had flown over 60 feet through the air) and finally crashed into a school. Giovanni had been driving at nearly 347 miles per hour. "Our fathers were both dead, so we knocked out the album the next day and performed some of the songs at their funeral. I'm not sure if Sebastian has ever forgiven me, we never really talk about it much. Performing some of the songs from the album these days is very difficult. They're in a very awkward high key which sometimes is a bit of a strain on the throat. I don't really like them either - a bit depressing." |
