A row of pristine marble and granite basins, topped with gold-cantilevered taps and opposite the Completion Chambers themselves. To the philistine eye each dark oak door could be mistaken for the access and egress of a mere lavatory; not so.
Within each cubicle is housed an antique warm leather armchair of sumptuous quality, a raised right arm rest facilitating gliding comfort and safety as our Albanian patriarchs, having aroused themselves from their recollections to a priaptic frenzy, lower themselves into those ancient leather supports to wank, wank and wank again.
Each Albanian Lord is served by a highly disciplined spunkah-wallah – trained by chair and whip in the art of bowing, towelling and door opening.
Their completion is effulgent – truly this is the Inskora Dream made flesh.
The banishment of women, the service of inferiors, the recollections of hairless youth, the very best and most effulgent offerings of our proud nation, inspissated into the Pearle scent warmth of Albanian man-seed.
”Veni, Vidi, Vici”
“I came, I saw, I conquered” So said Caesar on his victory over Pharnaces.
”Veni, Vidi, Vent et Veni et Veni”
“I came, I saw and I came and came and came” So said our Lord Balthus on his fourth genital exposition in an evening.
To be eligible for membership you must be:
* Of pure Albanian pedigree - provable through 17 generations of antecedents.
* Over 85 years of age.
* Possessed of a male member of at least 14 inches in length flacid, and 22 inches erect.
* Capable of sustained and frequent ejaculation.
* In possession of a vivid and comprehensive memory.
Due to the arduous and often fatal nature of prolonged and sustained ejaculation, membership opportunities at the Recollection Club are frequent - nonetheless, early applications are advisable so as to avoid both disappointment and frustration.
