I'm Afraid This Is Going To Hurt

Oh yes.
You're a remarkable woman.

There's something that I've got to say,
You're a remarkable woman in every way,
You've got beautiful breasts and a lovely arse,
If only you weren't so working class,

Tell me all about your life,
Would you like to be my wife?
Maybe you could expand your horizons,
Maybe you could show me your bosisoms,

Hey! What's this all about?
Well, there's something I'd like to share with you,
It may involve some pain, of course,
But I prefer my pleasure 'en crout'

Oh yes.

If it hurts, okay,
You can ask the police to take me away,
But I promise ,
That it will never be the same with anyone else,
If it hurts so much, why complain?
It'll only be like this again,
With anyone with half a heart,
I promise you I'd never do that,

Eh, well I might...
Well I will...
But you know that's always the way with me,

Cos I'm the one,
I'm afraid this is really going to hurt.

I'm afraid this is going to hurt,
I'm afraid this is really going to hurt,
I'm terribly sorry, but this will hurt,

I'm so ashamed that this is going to hurt,
But I'm not to blame if this hurts,
But I'm afraid this is really really going to hurt.

But I don't care.
I really don't care.
Cos you're over there,
And I'm over here,
And love is based on a relationship of trust and gonnorrhea.

Here we go now,

Pain. Pain is the answer to all our queries,
Pain - pain is the understanding of love and Judaism,
Oh well, never mind,
If you don't understand I won't be unkind,
Oh come on now, just spread your legs,
And let me fertilise your eggs,

Oh pain,
Pain is the way forward,
Not backward, as you may have read about,

It's forward,
So come on and open your legs,
And let me see what I have in sight,

Oh this is really going to hurt,
Oh yes this is really going to hurt,
I'm afraid this is really really going to hurt,
I'm afraid this is going to hurt,
I'm afraid this is going to hurt.