I,
I am a dwarf
And you,
You are five foot eight
I love you so much from the three foot perspective,
I have a step ladder, your breasts to inspect with,
If you looked in my eyes then you'd see how I'm hurting,
How my heart strings are creaking and burstin and quirting
I,
I am so small
And you,
You are quite tall
My heart is so big when I see you it rumbles
For you I'd jump through hoops, perform intricate tumbles,
Well I gaze at your knees and I hold back my feelings,
But my tippy-toes stance is the same as your kneelings
Cry for the dwarf, my friends
Cry as my fate is set from day one,
Bullied by badgers and dogs,
I drew the short straw when I hit three foot one
I,
I am quite strong
And you,
Do you like my thong?
I love you so much from the three foot perspective,
I have a step ladder, your breasts to inspect with,
Would you like to come back and admire all my sketchings?
I love you so muuch that my trousers are stretching
Cry for the dwarf, my friends,
Cry as my fate is set from day one,
Mocked by chiuahahas and abused by cats,
I drew the short straw when I past two foot four
But if I told you I loved you would you tell me to get out of your way?
And would I sit and cry as you tell me,
"Not with a dwarf! No Way!"?
Yes.
I think I probably would
Cry for the dwarf, my friends
Cry as my fate is set from day one,
Bullied by badgers and dogs,
I drew the short straw when I hit three foot one
Yes, I drew the short straw when I hit three foot one
