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Children’s TV presentation
Equals mid-life masturbation
Camp and tender smiley clean
As clean as bream when cooked with cream

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TV channels choose with care
Boys with little facial hair
Pretty in designer label
Bent across the producer’s table

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You may be a big, big boy
But you look to me like a pederast’s toy
You’re a gay icon, gay
and you don’t fool me

You’re as macho as John Steed
Raving upright like a Ganymede
You’re a gay icon, gay
and you don’t fool me

John Noakes John Noakes
Where are you?
John Noakes John Noakes
You are through
You’re no gay icon, gay
and you don’t fool me

Goodbye John it’s plain to see
That you’d never bugger me
You’re no gay icon and you don’t fool me

Could it be, oh could it be
The raving irons at the BBC

BBC
BBC
BBC
BBC

Jeremy
Oh Jeremy
Oh Jeremy
Oh Jeremy

Brideshead
Brideshead
Revisit me

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But if you think the boys are bad
Reminded be the girls are sad

Supple scanty
Grinning creatures
From B-movie horror features

Up the alley for a grope
Expect change from a five pound note

Lolita
Lolita
Lolita
Lolita

But lest I should sound to berate
At least the vixens are all straight
Not

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