The gnarling teeth of the beast,
My wife unleashed upon this world,
The bastard spawn, I call my daughter,
Why? Why? Why?
Why? Oh Why? Oh Why? Oh Why?
Did my insignificant other sleep with Tattoo?
Producing this unsightly Inski,
Why? Why? Why?
See our friends, they act so kind,
They offer my offspring chocolate biscuits,
Feeding the slobbering, repugnant child,
Take it away! I scream, Take it to it's dark room!
My hideous illegitimate daughter,
How could my wife do this to me?,
My hideous illegitimate daughter,"
Her mere face instigating celibacy
My aging wife,
Her breasts betray her so,
Like razor strops they hang,
Impossibly low
Thank God for my hideous illegitimate daughter,
whose juvescance I caress and suck and blow
The sweating head of my unlawful descendant
My shame as I send it to boarding school,
This unauthorized child that calls me daddy,
Why? Why? Why?
See her friends recoil in terror,
They tread on my offspring's chocolate biscuits,
Bullying the slobbering, repugnant child,
Take it away! I scream, Take it to another house!
My hideous illegitimate daughter,
What have I done to end up with this? Aaaarrrrgggh!
My hideous illegitimate daughter,
Her odour repugnant, of elephant's piss
My hideous illegitimate daughter,
How can I help it when she looks at me so?,
My hideous illegitimate daughter,"
I'll love her forever, like she'll never know
