Your thighs are concrete,
My head full of wine,
Net me with your lacrosse stick,
Lacrosse bitch be mine.
Lacrosse Bitches, Lacrosse Bitches,
Your nubile pitches I must play,
Lacrosse Bitches, Lacrosse Bitches,
I am the game, I am the game, I am the game, I am the game.
Play me.
Ignore the rules.
The only rules,
There are no rules,
Let freedom reign,
As you wield the net,
Bathed in sweat,
I’m going to get, my:
Lacrosse Bitches, Lacrosse Bitches,
Your nubile pitches I must play
Lacrosse Bitches, Lacrosse Bitches,
I am the game, I am the game, I am the game, I am the game.
Play me.
We lather in the shower,
Soap ourselves for hours and hours,
Your little knees,
All scuffed to please,
Your ruddy cheeks,
Fill me, my:
Lacrosse Bitches, Lacrosse Bitches,
Your nubile pitches I must play,
Lacrosse Bitches, Lacrosse Bitches,
I am the game, I am the game, I am the game, I am the game.
Play me.