I Say Potato

G – I say potato,
S – Yes well, I say potahto,
T – Yes well, I say potootee,
G – You fucking dwarf

G – I say tomato,
S – Yes well, I say tomayto,
T – Yes well, I say tumootee,
G – You fucking dwarf

G – I say controv-ersy,
S – Yes well, I say contra-versy,
T – Yes well, I say cwumdecwumcwum,
G – You fucking dwarf

G – I say aluminium,
S – Yes well, I say aloominum,
T – Yes well, I say al-nyum-nyum,
G – You fucking dwarf

T – Why must it be, that you talk like this to me?
G – There’s a reason you see – for you’re a dwarf, do you see?
T – Yes, well I think that I see...
S – Tattoo – do you see?
T – Yes, well I think that I see...
G – A fucking dwarf. Do you see?

G – I say eeither,
S – Yes well, I say ayether,
T – Yes well, I say neeither,
G – You fucking dwarf

G – I’m intellectual,
S – Yes well, I am genius,
T – Yes well, I am a retard,
G – You fucking dwarf

T – I sing Zippadee-doo-dah, I sing Zippadee-yay,
I sing Zippadee-doo-dah, I sing Zippadee-yay