Count Balthus Welcomes You

Yass!
The Giovani & Sebastian website is now on air - we welcome you as one as and all as.

And now, the website of the Balthus Productions. My of the e-mail as here. You are free to view as all we are.
Of course I book for the gigs and of the live concerts and of course of the parties with the ladies! (I joke of course)

I am heart-warming welcomes to you all. My charges perform beauty such as I never hear. I met first them in Mbishkodra, Giovanni of the father to my grandson illegitimate. I have of been the father figure to my of the artistes, perhaps even of the uncle figure?
Balthus Productions Inc. is of the most succesful company in Albania, fundanged by the highly of the successful Balthus Pyramid Investment Scheme, with of the major exports Giovanni & Sebasian, my troupe of tumbling of the dwarfs which can be of the hunted to the death and of course my of the magician Hotboxin The Benzo. For the success I have been ejaculated upon, to all my public, I thank.
Balthus Productions Inc. is also of the proud to of the announcange of the brand new single "My Hideous Illegitimate Daughter" - the follow of the higly effulgent album by Giovanni & Sebastian, "Yass" They are, of course, of the most important documentation of nocturnal Albanian meat roastings I have ever of the heard. I am so proud of my artistes tha I often am of the coming to completion. To them all, I thank.
To obtain of your very own of the copies merely emailange of the podules countbalthus@hotmail.com



For the glorious of the fans who are of the following my artistes G&S, I am of the special and heart-sucking thank. To the kindness they are of the offer, and of the stalking and countless of the letters and of the rifling of my bins I am of the eternally grateful. Once of the again, I thank.

Without whom of the possible of the helpful, I am of the especially of the thank to the following Inskorans:

Chrod
Luvly
Ste
Unremarkable
Woodshed Monster

And, of course, to all the fans of the Welsh of the pop sensation The Devine Comedy, who's Anglo/Nordic singer, Neil Hamilton is, I know, a biggest of the fan and admirer.

To all of these, I am of the thank. And also of the Yass.

My effulgent of the artistes, have of the now receivanged much of the press and of the radio suction, and you can now of the acknowledge and delight in of this by clicking upon the podules thus and hence:

REVIEW OF 'MY HIDEOUS ILLEGITIMATE DAUGHTER' FROM WWW.STUDENTPAGES.COM

G & S INTERVIEWED ON BBC RADIO KENT

ARTICLE IN THE KENT & SUSSEX COURIER

Thank you for visiting the Giovanni & Sebastian website. Please come to completion once more and absorb the effulgent Albanian ejaculations.
I thank.

Yass.

Email: countbalthus@hotmail.com