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(1) Lachrymal Giovanni welcomes you to the delightful world of Albania in his inimitable style. Featuring Sebastian on whispers, Tattoo on slide guitar and ex Brazilia footballer Pele on Banjo.|

(2) The Inskora Dream Giovanninski and Sebastianinskora feud, gently, over the superiority of the Inskora epithet. Whilst Sebastian was born proudly with the Inskora soubriquet, Giovanni was cursed with the bent evil of the Inski waste. This song is both a celebration and jealous ache of that ol' Inskora Dream, which, in many ways, we all hold don't we.|

(3) Intrinsic Lesbian The lesbian. She was strong. She had plans. 5 year plans. Her future was both secure and final. It was her strong mind that held these plans firm. A tramp came to completion in her face. Her 5 year plan was dead.|

(4) Cry For The Dwarf Attention seeking, pint-sized freak Tattoo finally gets his chance to sing of his unrequited love for a normal woman. His love for her will never be returned though. For she is normal and he is a freak - a dwarf, do you see?|

(5) I'm Afraid This Is Going To Hurt Sebastian's first solo venture is a romantic love song that is guaranteed to bring a lump to the throat, a tear to the eye and the ladies will swoon like lepers. Just watch 'em fall like dominoes fellas.|

(6) Albanian Girls The trio sing of their favourite women - that's right! Those lovely little ladies of Albania. Giovanni, Sebastian & Tattoo have been all round this great big world and they've seen all kinds of girls, but they always come home to Mbishkodra for the greatest girls in the world.|

(7) Witchchild Giovanni dabbles with dark forces and creates this masterpiece of modern Albo/Paganic bloodthrust.|

(8) The Old Ways Giovanni recalls, what he likes to call, The Old Ways.|

(9) A Woman's Equilibrium Sebastian reflects upon his experiences with the inferior sex. "I like ladies," he once commented, "they are like an expensive pet that you can fuck."|

(10) Lacrosse Bitches Giovanni's musical penchant for lacrosse playing women is performed here with gusto, verve and not a little oomph. Tattoo was briefly killed during the recording of this song, but was brought back to life by a man whose name is now lost.|

(11) Don't Look Down A cover of The Divine Comedy song written by Neil Hannon. Neil's reaction to this Inskora/Inski composition is unknown, although it is rumoured he will be performing a cover of this G&S classic at one of his upcoming gigs. "I wrote this song in the bath," guffawed Sebastian, "I wrote it and I had a bath."|

(12) I Would Do Anything Giovanni's pleadings remain unheard by his beautiful princess wife (played here by Tattoo the dwarf) resulting in a request for a dwarf to ease the pain.|

(13) We Are All Juice Prepare to cry and think and wonder at the splendour of this song. G&S quite literally tear down all social barriers and invent world peace within four and a half minutes. Count Balthus once said, "Yass. The world in which we are of the livange, is of the poor and of the starvange - whilst I am of the eat of the roast swan and of the champagne and of the naked. How can the poloticians of the world let this contunange? I am of the richer than anyone, and I will not of the sharange my wealth with of the peasants. This is the fault of the governments and I sob, for we are all juice. Yass."


Yass. Downloadage is of the possible.

Yass.

Hallo. My name is Count Balthus, manager of my effulgent duo Giovanni & Sebastian. I am often of the told by my servants how of the generous I am. When my factory in of the suberbs of Mbishkodra, Albania, suffered of the children striking of the dangerous of the working conditions and of the long of the hours and indeed of the bouncing of the payment cheques, I had two of the options.
1. To change of their conditions and to listen to of their points in of the mature and understanding of the way.
2. To ignore them and set upon them my dogs of the rottweilers.

I, of course, did both. This is an example of my heart that is so big - I gave of my time to listen to their of foolish concerns and paid for the dogs from my own of the money.

Now, I am prepared to indulge the Balthus generosity upon of you dear reader.
For a brief of the time, I am allowing all the songs from Giovanni & Sebastians' new album "Yass" to be downloaded for the absolute free!
Yass. The effulgency of the Inskora Dream can be of enjoyed from the comfort of your desk of the computer for no fee of the whatsoever, except from the wallet of Balthus.

You thank.

Merely by clickage of the podules at the top of the screen, your dreams of Albanian passion, can be of the indulged at you of the own pleasure. The musical ejaculations of my artistes can be tasted and savoured until completion is of the exhausted.

The Unbearable Likeness of Inskora

We at Balthus Productions Inc are always of the interested in the views of the fans of G&S so please do not forget to leave of the messages on the guestbook, voteage for your favourite member and, of course, buy the tee shirt for £15 (dwarfs do not grow on the trees you know) Count Balthus productions is intending of the updating the newsletter for the regulars and of course, it is vital that we absorbage of your feedback for future of the ejaculations.

For now, of course, I leave you with the above of the songs to suck into the womb of your computer and to give birth to the beautiful music of Giovanni & Sebastians' Inskora Dream. Yass.
Count Balthus
Manager, Giovanni & Sebastian