~+~Magic~+~
(Corky compliments Peg's breasts)
Don't panic! My God, what have I done....
Well clean my face and you won't throw up.
Fasten your seatbelts everybody, it's going to be a bumpy night.
(Fats threatens to tell on Corky)
~+~Blunt, The Fourth Man~+~
(Tony greets his boyfriend but insists he gets his bags up the stairs on his own)
Kiss? Oh, I'm always faithful, in my factfaion....
(Tony making boat sounds in the tub and laughing)
You've changed the ruddy locks!
(Tony yells for guy to throw him down a key to get in the building)
(Tony messing around on the phone and it rings)
Come on lad. Ring bloody back, you silly b!tch.
~+~Instinct~+~
(What are we supposed to do?) Move. (Move where?) Out of my way. (Oh!)
Testing, testing, testing. One, two, three, four.
~+~A Chorus Of Dissaproval~+~
(Tony makes a joke and his wife yells at him)
(Tony has a weird yelling fit)
Goodbye folks. Have a nice tea party....
~+~The Good Father~+~
It's daddy number two! Ha, he can hardly remember who the f^ck I am, haha!
I don't have anywhere else I can take him.
~+~August~+~
(Tony does his sheep impression)
~+~Inside The Actors Studio~+~
(Tony tells a story and does his Hepburn impression)
(Tony tells how he went on a picnic when he was five years old)
~+~The Hunchback Of Notre Dame~+~
She gave me water. Gave me....she gave me water.
Sanctuary! I give her sanctuary! I give her sanctuary!
Santuary! Sanctuary! Sanctuary! Ha!
....Is it all right if I watch you when you have you eyes shut, and you can't see me?
Why was I not made of stone....like you?
~+~International Velvet~+~
I would urge you not to sit on your brains, but to use them!
~+~Hearts In Atlantis~+~
....Yeah, kids always think farts are funny....
Well, if you must know, when I was younger, I thought she was a real hotsy totsy.
~+~Other~+~
(Snippets from Silence Of The Lambs and Titus soundtracks which sound similar)
Those of you who are watching the movie, pleasant dreams. Bye. (Silence Of The Lambs DVD)
(Tony does his Rocky impression from the Silence Of The Lambs DVD)
Clarice, smile. We're going to be partners. (Silence Of The Lambs DVD)
Well, this is not Mission Difficult.... (Mission: Impossible 2)
....Yeah, she was in great pain. Then we cut off her head.... (Dracula)
Hahaha. Very funny. (A Change Of Seasons)
The car! I got you a car! (All Creatures Great And Small)
("The Garden" piano piece by Tony from August)