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Quotes ~ Dru & Spike

School Hard



Spike: You've got Slayer problems. That's a bad piece of luck. Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them.

Drusilla: Do you like daisies? Hmm? I plant them, but they always die. Everything I put in the ground withers and dies. Spike? I'm cold.
Spike: I've got you.
Drusilla: I'm a princess.
Spike: That's what you are.

Drusilla: Miss Edith speaks out of turn. She's a bad example, and will have no cakes tonight.

Drusilla: I think sometimes that all my hair will fall out and I'll be bald.

Sheila: Who are you?
Spike: Who do you want me to be?

Buffy: Do we really need weapons for this?
Spike: I just like them. They make me feel all manly.


Halloween



Drusilla: Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see?
Spike: Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.

Spike: That's just... neat.


Lie to Me



James: I'm not supposed to talk to people.
Drusilla: Oh. Well, I'm not a person, see, so that's just...

Spike: I'm a bad, rude man.

Ford: I know who you are.
Spike: Yeah, I know who I am, too. So what?
Ford: I came looking for you, Spike. You are Spike, right? William the Bloody?
Spike: You've got a real death wish. It's almost interesting.


What's My Line Pt One



Spike: Read it again.
Dalton: Well, I'm not sure. It could be, uh... deprimere... ille... bubula... linter.
Spike: Debase, the beef, canoe. Why does that strike me as not right?

Drusilla: It hums. I can hear it.

Dalton: What about the Slayer? She almost blew the whole thing for us. She's trouble.
Spike: You DON'T say? Trouble?! She's the gnat in my ear! The gristle in my teeth! She's the bloody thorn in my BLOODY SIDE!
Drusilla: Spike?
Spike: We gotta do something. We'll never complete your cure with that BITCH breathing down our necks. I need to bring in the big guns. They'll take care of her once and for all.
Dalton: Big guns?
Spike: The Order of Taraka.

Drusilla: He's passing under our feet right now.
Spike: No worries. We're close to decoding the manuscript. We just need a bit more time.
Drusilla: Time is ours. It brings the Slayer closer to them.


What's My Line Pt Two



Spike: (pulls out a wad of cash) What's the matter, Willy? Don't you trust me?
Willy: Oh, yeah. Like a brother.
Spike: Talk and I'll have your guts for garters.