There But
For Fortune
Peter: You know her?
Yeah, that’s my sister.
Jinny: Would you please keep you hands off my ass before I kick yours?!
Jinny: SFPD, move it!
Kay: What are you looking at?
Jinny: Me? Nothing. You? Around 30 days.
Jinny: Bring ‘em up front, I gotta change.
Guard: I knew you weren’t right, too flat chested.
Jinny: I suppose you didn’t know what was going on behind those door either.
Guard: I just tend bar, doing my job.
Jinny: Yeah, well, apparently alot of other jobs are being done around here, too! Alrighy
everybody, we’re going to jail.
CD: What the hell is this?!
Magda: Captain, one of the cokers we arrested was Lilly, my sister.
Captain: She still on probation for that last thing?
Magda: I think so.
Captain: How old is she now?
Magda: 19. Captain I-
Captain: Yeah, I know. We’ll see what we can do.
Magda: No! I mean, I don’t want any special favors here, I want you to treat this like any
other cas.
Captain: You prepared for the consequences?
Magda: I know she may do some real jail time.
Captain: No, your consequences. Have you thought about what you’re going to say to you
family when they ask you did everything to help her?
Magda: *sigh*
Captain: Jin! Would you mind explaining to the ADA why we have seven strippers down
in lock up? *smiling*
Jinny: *laughing* Yeah.
Jinny: How’s the honeymoon?
CD: She tried to reorganize my filing system. She put her coat on my hanger. She put one
of those plug-in air freshener things in the bathroom.
Jinny: *laughing* You need to pull you claws back in.
CD: She’s a 3 time loser. Army brat, college graduate, 2nd major, and her Daddy’s a
some kind of Attorney General.
Jinny: Her father’s Colen Pauel? I didn’t think so.
CD: Yeah, she’ll never last, trust me. She’s just pullin’ through trying to pump up her
resume. She’s wanting to look good on paper.
Peter: She looks pretty good out of paper, too!
CD: Your sick, Peter. You sexous pigs are bad men *laughing*
Jinny: *laughing* That’s pretty good.
Magda: You know what?! Excuse me! Everybody! Listen up! Everybody! Listen up! I am
officially on strike! Ok? I will continue to be your sister, and your daughter and Theo,
your niece. But I am not you personal cop for hire! Ok? Right, gracious!
Magda: Do I look like I wanna talk about it?
Angela: Tulips, my favorite! Wow! Can we afford them?
Angela: Are they...?
Jinny: No. Not yet at least...*takes a drink*