Ben: Tell me a story
Magda: Grandma's Going to be here and Jinny has to take me to work.
Jinny: Oh come on there's always time for a quickie...How about little red riding hood?
Ben: That's for babies.
Jinny: Oh, hush up and listen. Once apon a time there was a cop name Little Red. Little Red did patrol in the hood which was a real funky part of town.
Ben: What's funky?
Jinny:Uh umm..Nasty! Anyway, Little Red was lookin' for this real ugly dude named Big Bad Wolf cause he was robbing elderly ladies in the park,he was stealing their social security checks!
Ben: Why?
Jinny: Can I just tell the story,please? Thank You...okay, So one day Little Red decides to set a trap. So she disguises herself as an elderly lady. We're talkin' cane , orthepedic shoes ,Everything!
Magda: Oh,Grandma's here.
Ben: Come on ,Mom.
Jinny: Uh, okay that night Little Red is walking through the park. When who should appear ,but the big bad wolf!...My my said the wolf. What a large heavy purse you have with lots of lovely cash,Hand over!........... I'm ready to arrest you"said Little Red and instead of cash she pulls out her 9mm service automatic.
Magda: JINNY!!!
Ben: What happens?
Magda: Little Red arrests the Big Bad Wolf and he goes to jail.
Jinny: Right!
Magda: Come on.
Jinny: But not before the Big Bad Wolf goes for his peice,luckly, Little Red was quicker and she blew the Big Bad Wolf's butt to smitherienes
Magda: Thanks a lot ,Jin.
Jinny: Then They all lived happily ever after.
