[Song about a bully] (Teacher's Pet)[155k MP3]

Good day, sir! I said, good day! (Teacher's Pet)[64.8k WAV]

Good day, sir! I said, good day! (Teacher's Pet)[59.5k WAV]

My stomach....is just....upset. Okay? (Teacher's Pet)[101k WAV]

I hear your mother calling! It's time for you to go! (Teacher's Pet)[56.2k WAV]

[Ghandi words of wisdom] Which is to say, peace, baby! (Teacher's Pet)[206k WAV]

[Nathan talks about doing vice work on Titan A.E.] (Titan A.E. Interview)[570k MP3]

[George sings a dairy song like a girl] (George & Martha)[306k MP3]

[George & Martha hum the Mexican Hat Dance song] (George & Martha)[182k MP3]

It's Gertrude. Oh-ho! Excuse me! I mean, Mabel. And I just can't stop eating all that moo-vellous dairy-delicious ice cream! (George & Martha)[243k WAV]

You don't even have to tell me the code! You, you can accidentally uh, cough it out! Ooh! You could burp it out! You know, [burping] one. Two Three. [Regular voice] Need I go on? (Teacher's Pet)[239k WAV]

[Laugh and crazy voice] No! No, I'm not crazy, Leonard! Not crazy at all! Mwuahahahaha! [Evil laughing] (Teacher's Pet)[260k WAV]

Yes. And um, more importantly, this harness is startin' to ride up. [High voice] Let's go! (Teacher's Pet)[157k WAV]

Wait! Wait, I, I think I hear my mother calling me! [High voice] Scott! [Regular voice] Coming, mother! (Teacher's Pet)[94k WAV]

Right out the window, baby! (Teacher's Pet)[40.5k WAV]

[Scott/Spot sings a song about his canine mother] (Teacher's Pet)[1MB MP3]

[Scott/Spot sings a song about his human mother] (Teacher's Pet)[293k MP3]

All right, already! (Teacher's Pet)[30k WAV]

[Female voice] Well, you certainly can't go walkin' around with a huge hole. [Laughs] Now can you? (Teacher's Pet)[128k WAV]

Lemme just go see if he's out lolligaggin' in the car. (Teacher's Pet)[51k WAV]

La la la la la la! I don't hear you! I'm not doing this! (Teacher's Pet)[103k WAV]

I want my mommy! (Teacher's Pet)[54.7k WAV]

Pretty Boy? Be a dear, and fly me over that polka dot number. (Teacher's Pet)[82.8k WAV]

[Female voice] Oh! Really? Oh, ahem, I guess they musta sold a lot, that year. (Teacher's Pet)[100k WAV]

What time-- [Clears throat; female voice] --Time should we be there? (Teacher's Pet)[48.7k WAV]

[Flirty towards guy] Well! Who ordered the Adonis? For God's sakes, man, get yourself to a gym once in a while! Look at that body. It's disgusting! Wow! I, I could grate cheese on your abs! Ooh! Ooh! One large pizza and hold the salami! Oh-ho! Please. Put a shirt on, before I marry YOU. Uh! (Sex And The City)[382k MP3]

[Performing at the piano, telling jokes and singing "Is That All There Is"] (Sex And The City)[578k MP3]

Please, darling! When we met, you took aerobics and Stanford had hair. [Woman shows up and they greet each other] (Sex And The City)[262k WAV]

I finally found the right girl. (Sex And The City)[26.2k WAV]

Hellooo. (Sex And The City)[11.5k WAV]

("I never had a man make me feel this way.") Oh, why hush, Miss Scarlett, how you do go on! [Long kiss] (Sex And The City)[289k WAV]

("I've gotta fit into that dress!") Honey, please, eat something? Would you look at her? She's itsy bitsy! (Sex And The City)[101k WAV]

Oh, let's put it this way. Cats was just Kittens. Cats. The musical? Hellooo. ("Oh, I love Cats!") Medic! (Sex And The City)[188k WAV]

Me! (Sex And The City)[6.33k WAV]

There's my song. And there's my girl. Whom I love. In case you had any money riding on it. (Sex And The City)[267k WAV]

The first time I saw you, I fell in love. (Sex And The City)[60k WAV]

Well. Mr. Broadway has to go tinkle before he can tinkle. (Sex And The City)[58k WAV]

Waiter? Sense of humour. Table five. (Sex And The City)[36.8k WAV]

Do you believe this wedding? Funny where life has taken us, huh? I remember when we went to these things just for the free food. (Sex And The City)[160k WAV]

(George & Martha sing camping songs) (George And Martha)[857k WAV]

Diagram shmiagram. (George And Martha)[32.1k WAV]

Har har hardy har har! Very funny! (George And Martha)[61.7k WAV]

Instructions shminstructions. (George And Martha)[48.7k WAV]

[Scream] I mean, oh, good! [Laugh] (George And Martha)[88.9k WAV]

And they just kept mewing, like little baby dolls, and lookin glike that. (Teacher's Pet)[121k WAV]

[Goofy voice] No way! At least all I gotta do is get along with my own species. (Teacher's Pet)[73.3k WAV]

I'm just hangin' out. Kickin' back, man. Chillin' in my pet carrier. It's cool! I'm cool! Keepin' it real in here in the pet carrier. Chillin'! Cool! (Teacher's Pet)[230k WAV]

(Spot sings about keeping City Hall from turning the dog park into a skateboard park) (Teacher's Pet)[531k MP3]

No, I don't mean guts! (Teacher's Pet)[32.7k WAV]

(Scott sings about being bad) (Teacher's Pet)[880k MP3]

Don'tcha just wanna kiss me all over? (Teacher's Pet)[32.5k WAV]

Are you nay-sayers ready to say nay to nay-saying and join this yay-sayer in saying yay? (Teacher's Pet)[127k WAV]

(Scott sings about dogs and people sharing the park) (Teacher's Pet)[1MB MP3]

(Scott sings about speaking to City Hall about getting a skateboard park) (Teacher's Pet)[632k MP3]

What's the secret password? (George And Martha)[55.2k WAV]

Who is it? (George And Martha)[36.5k WAV]

I've known some divas in my life but you out-Streisand every one of them! (Encore! Encore!)[101k WAV]

Or, in her words, until she gets another hot cup'a Joe. (Encore! Encore!)[60.4k WAV]

Admit it! You were using that review to get me in the sack! (Encore! Encore!)[62.2k WAV]

Yes. Within the next five minutes. (Encore! Encore!)[43.9k WAV]

Ooh, unsaddle that high horse, honey! (Encore! Encore!)[69.9k WAV]

("She likes you!") [Dopey voice] Y'think? (Encore! Encore!)[45.1k WAV]

Tha's mook! Made that up. (The Lion King)[78.7k WAV]

No, no, no. Amateur. Lie down, before you hurt yourself. (The Lion King)[36.1k MP3]

Whoa! Whoa! Time out! Lemme get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody's okay with this? Did I miss something?! (The Lion King)[108k MP3]

(Timon makes a joke) (The Lion King)[202k MP3]

Hey. He looks blue. ("I say brownish-gold!) No, no, no. I mean he's depressed. ("Oh.") (The Lion King)[54.1k MP3]

(Pumbaa wants to keep the lion and convinced Timon) (The Lion King)[288k MP3]

You okay, kid? ("I guess so.") ("You nearly died.") I saved you. (Snort!) Well, Pumbaa helped. A little. (The Lion King)[68.1k MP3]

(Scott belts out a Christmas song) (Teacher's Pet)[446k MP3]

Pay homage to the Gods of tragedy and comedy! (Teacher's Pet)[172k WAV]

("We've invented a new game. It's called 'Where would you rather be, than here?'") You're welcome to join in, but I warn you, 'Anywhere' has already been taken. (Encore! Encore!)[117k MP3]

(Complete Encore! Encore! theme) (Encore! Encore!)[773k MP3]

(Young George has trouble reading in front of the class) (George And Martha)[391k MP3]

Fabulous! (George And Martha)[19.8k WAV]

Marvelously fabulous! (George And Martha)[57.4k WAV]

Supercalamarvalisticly fabulous! (George And Martha)[92.2k WAV]

(George heehaws like a donkey) (George And Martha)[59k WAV]

Meow! (George And Martha)[18.9k WAV]

Oh, please! (George And Martha)[25.8k WAV]

But, I'm supposed to weigh a ton! I'm a hippo! Two-thousand pounds happens to be my ideal weight. (George And Martha)[124k WAV]

Toodaloo! (George And Martha)[16.4k WAV]

Your wish is my command. (George And Martha)[49.3k WAV]

("Someone has married my brother!") No. ("She took him to Hawaii!") Get outta here! ("They have moved into a large, expensive home where they make love, constantly!") I hate when that happens. ("Arrest her at once, without delay!") Who?! (Addams Family Values)[234k MP3]

Who are you? What are you? Who moved the rock? (Addams Family Values)[72.8k WAV]

Just leave. Leave quietly. Leave now. Don't make me call Ringling Brothers. (Addams Family Values)[99.2k WAV]

Hook 'em. Book 'em. Cook 'em. Now! (Addams Family Values)[59.1k WAV]

When Claude arrives, I'm all ready for a night on the town! My tux is pressed, my studs are polished and my shoes are so shiny, if I wore my kilt, I'd be arrested. (Encore! Encore!)[155k MP3]

But, you be careful, Francesca. He's catnip to the ladies! (Encore! Encore!)[80.1k WAV]

Ugh! Everybody wants something. Whatever happened to the time when fan mail was unconditional praise? You know, someone ought to remind these people, being a fan isn't about them. It's about me! (Encore! Encore!)[178k MP3]

I hate her! (Encore! Encore!)[17.5k WAV]

I understand, old chum. And I want you to know, if you ever need me, in whatever villa, in whatever country, I'll be there for you. Just send the jet. (Encore! Encore!)[144k MP3]

Ladies. Ladies. A word of caution. Just because Claude is fabulously weathly, doesn't mean we have to treat him any differently than we would anyone else. But, can we all just try? (Encore! Encore!)[167k MP3]

Claude! Claude! Oh, Claude, thank God, we're in time! Oh, is this the new model? (Encore! Encore!)[108k MP3]

Oh, no. No, no, no, no! The n's look like w's. This says Joseph Piwowi! (Encore! Encore!)[95.5k MP3]

("Do you think God, perhaps, is punishing us?") Why? What did we do? All right, you have a point. (Encore! Encore!)[88.9k MP3]

There's nothing we have to do! Nowhere we have to be! I mean, let's face it. We're....poor. (Encore! Encore!)[113k MP3]

Oh, he's not rich. He's ri-hi-hi-hi-hich! (Encore! Encore!)[63.2k WAV]

Actually, Claude, it's I who forgot something. ("What?") How good these seats feel! Ooh! Oh! And! (Encore! Encore!)[137k MP3]

Mama, you can't support someone and call them a jack@ss, at the same time! (Encore! Encore!)[70.3k WAV]

And a whole lotta fun, too! Once, on a whim, he flew forty of us, from Paris to Switzerland, just for chocolate milk shakes. [laughs] They were really thick. (Encore! Encore!)[152k MP3]

Well, since the hour is late, and my toes are getting pruny, I feel I should offer a toast. (Encore! Encore!)[126k MP3]

Trust me, mama. When trying to pick up a woman, nothing puts off a woman like bringing along a woman. (Encore! Encore!)[75.9k MP3]

Yes! Yes, I did! (Encore! Encore!)[22.3k WAV]

Oh, not to worry, Michael. I didn't mean to intrude. Carry on. [goofy laugh] (Encore! Encore!)[77.5k MP3]

Hello? Yes, this is Joseph Pinoni. I'd like the country code for Lichtenstein. Yes. [sigh] That's "L," as in La Traviata. (Encore! Encore!)[160k MP3]

Now, why don't you make yourself useful and bring me an embry board and a dry Rob Roy. ("I don't even know what that is!") Scotch and Vermouth. ("No, the other thing.") Just go. (Encore! Encore!)[142k MP3]

I could never do this with anyone watching, of course. Even a boyfriend, if I had one. Which [yells] I don't! (BRAVO Profile - "Love! Valour! Compassion!" Clip)[118k MP3]

I want it to be about my work as an actor, because, really, that's actually more important, to me, than being a homosexual. So, [laugh] to tell you the truth. (BRAVO Profile)[155k MP3]

They wanted you to sign a nudity clause, you know, that you'll be naked. I said, "Well, then I won't be doing the play, dear. Because, I don't do that." I said, "People will weep. Children will be upset. I ain't gonna be naked." (BRAVO Profile)[211k MP3]

Nobody really was terribly interested in my, [laugh] my sex life, except me, until after The Birdcage, and that's when, suddenly, everyone's asking me, you know, "Are you?" (BRAVO Profile)[167k MP3]

Look, I'm not, I mean, I said I'm not unhappy, I'm just Irish Catholic. Um, I'm, [laugh] um, I'm not, no, I wouldn't refer to myself as [funny voice] happy-go-lucky. [normal voice] I'm, you know, I'm complicated, and, and, you know, I have all of my issues, but um, but, no I'm not, I'm not uh, I'm not unhappy. (BRAVO Profile)[307k MP3]

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