The whole "Stubby" obsession started off as Julia and I ( Jackie ) complaining that our Nsync marionettes did nothing special and just took up a hecka lot of space. Hell you couldn't even do the little dances it said it could do in the little pamphlet (RIP OFF) with out going crazy in the process.
After hours of trying to get Chris to "dance" we got frustrated and cut the fucker free of his strings. Now with his newfound freedom Julia and I found great amusement in posing him in suggestive positions that would make Slash Junkies soil their pants. Unfortunately we didn't catch any of those Kodak moments on camera, except well one but we wont post it -winks-. After fun filled hours of all the suggestive positioning we figured "Hey why don't we take pictures of him and throw him off Josh's shed?". At the time we had a slight obsession with "Shed Sitting"
a.k.a. having nothing to do but sit on top of a ghetto ready to fall over shed that josh's dad made in the 80s.
It sounded like a fan-fucking-tastic idea at the time until well…we threw Marionett!Chris a little too hard and uhm….broke his dang arm off. When we picked up Marionett!Chris he resembled the one armed man that at the Pink concert who kept rubbing his STUMP on me. We later deemed that creepy old man "Stumpy" after having horrible flashbacks of the Pink concert and a few minutes of twitching we decided to name Marionette! Chris "Stubby" instead of "stumpy" to save me from further seizures. After we gave him his name it went down hill from there…he sustained more injuries including a leg falling off…and fingers snapping off. Julia seemed to think she could "hear his knuckles crack" and the next thing we knew….his fingers snapped off.
Since that tragic incident Stubby has maintained an active lifestyle by becoming the maintainer for a popular role-playing community called Not Quite Celeb. He maintains that time by; adding new members, writing heartfelt ranting posts, and keeping up with the celebrities status'. He has met a few celebrities in person but is striving to achieve his one main goal, and that is to meet his master, Chris Kirkpatrick. Will he ever get to meet him? Jenn says he will. WHEN JACKIE SENDS STUBBY TO HER. So that is the story of stubby like it or hate it, stubby is real and resides in Boston Massachusetts. The End.
