Conversation hearts aren't
They're too quiet for words
And after Valentine's when they're all stale
They only get thrown to the birds
Conversation hearts aren't
They only say one little thing
If you make it a conversation
Then in your ears it will ring
Conversation hearts aren't
They're written but don't use quotes
You know you'd be much better off
With a phone call or sweet little notes
Conversation hearts aren't
They're nothing to talk about
With all the stuff on Valentine's Day
Conversation hearts we can do without.

--Sparks