Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem sucks
And you do too.

--Rick


Sitemistress's note: I've heard this is an old, common poem but I'm giving Rick the credit for two reasons: #1 is that he begged me. #2 is that he did make it up on the spot when good old Hillery asked him to make up a poem for something. He just wasn't aware that it was already old and in use.