The Blonde's Revenge!

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? 
It matches their mustache. 

What's black, blue, and brown and lying in a ditch? 
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. 

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? 
No one else wants it! 

What do brunettes miss most about a great party? 
The invitation. 

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? 
So brunettes can remember them. 

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? 
Invisible. 

What's a brunette's mating call? 
"Has the blonde left yet?" 

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? 
A hostage 

Who makes bras for brunettes? 
Fisher-Price 

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it. 

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. 

Why do brunettes always smile during lightning storms? 
They think their picture is being taken.

What is eternity? 
When 4 brunettes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!

If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? 
The blonde because the brunette would stop for directions.

What do you do if a brunette throws a pin at you? 
Run like heck - she's got a grenade in her mouth! 

What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde?
Artificial intelligence.

Why did the brunette tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. 

Why did the brunette get thrown out of the M & M factory? 
She kept throwing out all the W's. 

A brunette is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly 
for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next 
time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the brunette returns, 
she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my 
instructions?" The brunette nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to 
drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from all 
that skipping." 

A Russian, an American, and a Brunette were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were 
the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Brunette 
said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American 
looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! 
You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Brunette replied, "We're not stupid, 
you know. We're going at night!" 

How can you tell if a brunette's been using the computer? 
There's white-out on the screen. 

How do you drown a brunette? 
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. 

Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn't show the dirt.

Why are most brunettes flatchested?
It makes it easier to read their T-shirt. 

How can you tell the color brunette is evil? (hmmm!)
You ever see a blonde witch?

Is it tru blonds have more fun?
No, they have ALL the fun.

Why do brunettes wear training bras?
Because it's cheaper than changing their bandaids everyday.

Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?
Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious.

Why do brunettes sleep all night on their stomachs?
Because they can.

What's so good about brunette midgets?
They're only half as ugly.

Why did God create brunettes?
So ugly men wouldn't be left out.

How do you describe a brunette who's phone rings on Saturday night?
Startled