~*How Winter & Sauron Met*~

Winter and Sauron shall RULE THEM ALL!!!! M MUAHAHAHAHAHA I was in the "Secret Evil Masterminds Unite to Take Over the World Meeting", when I was asked to speak about my plan to take over the world. I was so excited(usually only the more well known evil master minds get to introduce their plans). I skipped to the front of the room and faced my fellow badguys and proceded to give my plan. "Fellow Evil Masterminds, I am Winter, and I propose that we release giant maneating teddy bears upon the world, and turn the world into a giant marshmellow, Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaa! ( hey, I'm a beginner)" One of the other masterminds stood up. He was a bald guy who looked rather "evil". In fact, his name was Dr. Evil. He said that my plan wasn't "evil" enough, and that it needed more "evil". So, the council decided that I should take some 'how to be more "evil" classes". They were busy deciding who was going to teach me (in fact they thought Darth Vader should have the privilige), when suddenly the door swung open. The Dark Lord emerged and demanded that He be the one to teach me, and he asked if he could borrow some of my Giant maneating Teddybears(supposedly he was having some difficulty over throwing the free peoples of Middle Earth, and figured that giant maneating teddybears might be just the thing he needed). The council agreed (hey even Evil Masterminds know not to mess with the Dark Lord) Well... That's how I met Sauron. As I worked with The Dark Lord we got to know eachother. I realized that he wasn't as evil as everyone made him out to be, he was more evil. He explained that the only reason he was so evil was because other kids made fun of him when he was little. I felt so sorry for him. I would have given him a hug, except that due to a past traumatic experiece he had been reduced to a giant flaming eye. Suddenly he asked me if I would marry him(he's not very romantic). I was slightly suprized(I had secretly been trying to make him love me so that we could rule Middle Earth together....it certainly took long enough). Then one of his ring wraiths handed me a box. I opened the box, half expecting another eyeball necklace, when to my suprize I saw the one ring. I thought to myself for a moment then said "Yes, My Dark Lord, I will marry you". He exclaimed,"Yes! We will rule Middle Earth together, for none can stand against us Mhuahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!...........Oh, by the way you can call me Sauron, and can I borrow some your rapid doughnuts, I need something that Gondor won't expect(The Giant Maneating Teddybears had great difficulty understanding that just because they were "maneating" teddybears didn't mean that they couldn't eat elves, Dwarves,Hobbits, and women). Well....That's how he proposed. -Winter ONE BRIDE TO RULE THEM ALL! ~*Back*~ Email: Dana Dana