~The Wedding~

The online wedding took place HERE

If the clips don't work, u can listen to them HERE

Wedding Script:

Reporter:"Goodday! This is Dana Bacher, reporting to you from LOTR 2004 news.
We're here in beautiful Lothlorien, the site of The Fellowship Fantasy Wedding!
All around me, elves, hobbits, and all manner of beings, are rushing to and fro, making preparations for today's event.
Yesterday, we were able to slip a spy into the groom's bachelor party. He was able to get a few sound recordings before he was discovered and viciously beatten about the head, back and legs, with numerous wet noodles."
(bg sound: forest sounds, chairs and dishes clanking)
Reporter:"And now we bring you these clips."

- clip 2

"While speaking to Sam, our spy asked him how he knew Patty was the one for him. His reply was this."
(sound:Sam saying "If ever I was to marry someone, it would have been her...it would have been her")

- clip 3

Reporter:"Then he proceeded to give a sample of how he felt."
(clip:"The finest rockets ever seen. They burst in stars of blue and green......")

Orlandoclip 5

Reporter: "Looking around at the grooms, Orlando says"
(clip:"Look at them...they're frightened....I can see it in their eyes")

- clip 6

Reporter:"Gandalf and Pippin spoke about the last night before the wedding."
(clip:"It's quiet, it's the breath before the plunge")

- clip 7

Reporter:"Denathor spoke to Liv on the phone."
(clip:"I am happy for you. He is an honorable man")
Through the speaker phone, in response to Denathor's question as to why Liv was going to marry a guy much younger than herself, Liv stated.
(clip:" This was my choice")

- clip 8

(clip:Josh:"I'm the brother of the bride")

Music:"Daddy Wasn't There", by "Austin Powers"

- clip 10

Reporter:"Elijah, told our spy a little bit about the conversation between him and the other grooms, and how they were about to "pop-the question" to their girlfriends".
(clip:"We're gonna set out on this journey, and...there was this incredible excitement...for what we were about to do...together")

- clip 11

Reporter:"This morning, we recieved a clip of the grooms preparing for their wedding." (clip: Gollum:"Wakeup...wakeup...wakeup sleepies, we must go now, yes, we must go at once". Gandalf:"Quickly now")

- clip 12
(clip: recordings of me and friends playing around, and talking about the wedding script. They didn't know I was recording. Yes, we ARE retarded! LOL!!!...)
Winter:"Are we recording yet? ::laughs::.....Are we???
Dana:"Maybe". Winter:"I can't tell". Dana:
"Say Forest Gump". Winter:"Forest Gump", Dana:"No, come on...gump it!" Winter says "Forest Gump" like she's swallowing it.

- clip 13

Jessica:"Hey! Get that...get that microphone right out of my face....I'm eatting pizza..can't you tell?...::chewing sounds::..I'm choking...::choking noises:: ::gasps::...:::ahhhh:::...::ooohhh::...::coughs::....ahhhhh.....Oh my gosh she died, she died...oh my gosh get an ambulance.-background"I can't believe this is actually happening to me"....::laughter::")

- clip 61

"::laughs::...Winter:"am I worrying about people, or just me?" Dana:"What do you mean?"...::laughter in bg::...Dana:"well if you didn't want it..."...::laughter::....Dana:"Did you just wipe your nose on my bed?"...Amber:"no..."...Dana:"She's still wiping going...no"...Winter:"THat reminds me of the spoon at camp"...::laughter::

- clip 15

Amber:"I gotta burp and there's gonna be kemonade coming out of my nose"...::laughter::

- clip 16
Winter:"As the person I am being, you know..marrying the dark lord, I would think that I would be considered more of myself...or am I just saying this as a random person?"

- clip 17
clip:Dana-"Hey Jen, um...I'm feeling really really nervous here, I mean I'm excited...and I've wanted to...to be with Billy for so long ...and just spend the night in his arms you know...but...well, we weren't married and...well now that we're gonna be...gaaa, I'm really really really nervous...I just...do you feel the same way???

- clip 18
clip: Jessica:"You know what? I'm...I'm kinda freaked-out about getting married when I'm still 13...but wait a minute, I'm gonna be 14 by that time...so, wow...well when's the wedding? I will be 14, ok cool...but isn't that a bit young to be getting married?...oh well...ok, is it...is there...are we going to some sort of special place where you can get married when you're young?
Dana:"Yup, Lothloeien"
Jessica:"ok...thank you"

- clip 19

Winter:" Ok, let's start the recording now.
Dana:"I am"
Winter:"oh, hellooooo...cheese"
Dana:"Yeah I want cheesy poofs"
Winter:"Do you want cheesy poofs?...::Laughs::"

- clip 20
Jessica:"Trailer...I want one trailer...

- clip 21
Reporter:"We're back now at the site of the ceremony. Guests are being seated as a buzz of excitement rushes through the crowd."
(clip: the sound of a crowd talking and laughing)
A hush falls over the crowd as the brides and grooms line up to take that greatly anticipated walk down the aisle.
(clip:people mummbling and "shhh-ing")

- clip 22

Reporter:"Enya steps up to the mic to sing" (bg music:"May It Be")

- clip 23

- clip 24
Reporter:"The first groom is Viggo Mortensen. He walks tall and proud as he escorts his brides Maare, Zedral, and Fem."

- clip 25

Reporter:"Next we see Orlando Bloom escorting his brides Stephanie, Tara, Amanda and Annie. Orlando has a grin like the cheshire cat!"

- clip 26
Reporter:"Orlando is followed by Elijah Wood and his brides Kate, Steph, Kathy and Kel. He looks a little nervous, but he hides it well behind thos deep blue eyes."

- clip 27
Reporter:" Now we see Billy Boyd escorting his brides Dana, Rebekah, Jen, and Haley. Billy is wearing the traditional Scotish kilt. Billy beams as he glances at each of his brides."

- clip 28
Reporter:"Dressed to kill,Sean Astin is next in line with his brides Danielle and Jessica."

- clip 28
Reporter:"Samwise Gamgee escorts his bride, Patty, down the aisle. By the way they are looking at eachother, there's no doubt about the depth of love they share."

- clip 29
Reporter:"Next in line is Dominic Monaghan escorting his bride KC, Megan andKathy...Dom winks as he passes by, as if to say that he's thoroughly enjoying what he's about to do"

- clip 30-SeanB
Reporter:"Now we see Sean Bean with his brides Mystique and Karen...I don't think I've ever seen Sean look so handsome and happy at the same time"

- clip 31-Craig
Reporter:"Craig Parker, now escorts his brides Julie, Brittany, Jessica and Mary Kay."

- clip 32
Reporter:"We now see David Wenham escorting his brides Jamie, Serena and Lisa."

- clip 33
Reporter:"Hugo Weaving now walks down the aisle with his brides Maria and Kim."

- clip 34-Karl
Reporter:"Next in line, is Karl Urban, escorting his brides Linda and Kristins. Karl has a look of strength about him, that brings out the beauty of his brides."

- clip 35-Nathaniel
Reporter:"Nathaniel looks handsome in his crisp white tuxedo as he escorts his bride Liv Tyler, down the aisle. There may be a height difference between them, but they don't seem to notice."

- clip 37Glorfindel
Reporter:" Glorfindel follows with his bride Danielle."

- clip 38-Treebeard

Wedding Song: "May It Be", was performed byEnya.

~*The Wedding*~

~The Wedding~