New Faces, New Result

Tap Overcomes Early Deficit and Pulls Out First Victory in Extra Frames

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            Clüb Tap found itself on unfamiliar ground Friday night.  Tap was forced to start with just nine guys, three of which had not played this year.  It also started five players at positions in which they had not played this year.  The most noticeable change was on the mound, where Pianolegs Hanley made his first career start.  Hanley’s first inning was a dubious one.  Clearly showing jitters, he walked the first batter of the game, igniting a six-run first inning for rival Joey’s Mobscene.  Finding itself in an all-too-common hole, the resilient Tappers decided they had had enough.

 

            Tap started its comeback in the top of the second, when Triebs laced a perfectly placed double over third base.  Two batters later, Eric Kent sent a line drive over a charging left fielder’s head to drive in Triebs.  With some imaginative baserunning, Kent caught the defense napping and scored on the play for his first home run of the year. 

           

            Pianolegs Hanley settled down in the bottom of the inning, as his trademark KY Ball started to deceive the Mobscene hitters.  Following a scoreless bottom half, Clüb Tap again went on the attack.  Rookie Dave Boritzke, the 19-year-old wonder who was playing in his first career game, led off the top of the third inning with a towering home run over the fence in left field.  Now sensing that the game was theirs to win, the Tappers exploded for five runs in the third, capped off by another 2-RBI line drive over the charging left fielder by Eric Kent.  From there, the Mobscene players simply lost their cool.

 

            Now with a 7-6 lead, manager Pianolegs Hanley handed the ball off to closer Don Wadewitz, who had arrived at the game just minutes before.  Wadewitz’s arrival meant that the Tap defenders could return to their more normal positions.  With Wadewitz throwing bullets and the Tap defense playing flawlessly, Mobscene was held scoreless for the next four innings.  The innings were not uneventful, however.  The play of the game occurred in the bottom of the fifth inning.  With Tap still clinging to its one-run lead, Mobscene had a runner on first with two outs when a burly Mobscene slugger ripped a ball off the left field fence.  Hanley, now playing in his usual stomping grounds, fielded the ball and rifled it in to Eric Kent.  As the runner from first was reaching third base, Kent fired the ball towards the plate.  Wadewitz inexplicably cut the ball off, realized the runner was coming home, and made a perfect throw to Local Inebriated Funnyman behind the plate.  Funnyman dropped to his knees, blocked the plate, received the throw and applied the tag to record the final out of the inning and preserve the lead.    

 

            Wadewitz and the Tap defense’s wizardly lasted until the bottom of the seventh inning, when two Mobscene singles plated a run, tying the game and sending it to a decisive eighth inning.  It was the first time in franchise history that Clüb Tap had played an extra-innings game. 

 

            Facing a best case scenario of a tie if they did not score in the inning, Tap sent Funnyman to the plate to lead off the eighth.  Funnyman simply refused to be stopped from scoring the winning run.  After bluffing drawing a walk, he sent a 2-1 pitch into center field for his first single of the game.  Wadewitz followed with another single to center, and Funnyman motored all the way to third base.  Looking for his fifth RBI of the game, Eric Kent deliberately chopped a ball towards the Mobscene shortstop.  Funnyman, who was off on contact, scored without a throw. 

 

            Again with a one-run lead, the Tappers would not allow a repeat of the seventh inning to occur in the eighth.  They continued to play seamless defense en route to a quiet bottom of the eighth and unbelievable victory.  “This was probably the most exciting game we’ve ever played,” the exuberant Tap manager said following the game.  “We haven’t been privy to too many wins the past few years.  To win one like this is a [expletive] pleasure.  Our defense was exceptional.” A good time was had by all at the Clüb Tap following the victory.

 

            Clüb Tap will take on Fit N’ Feather at 6:00 next Friday and will look to extend its season-long winning streak to two.