Fox Reveals New Sports Reality Show

Despite the recent failure of the XFL, the experts at Fox still believe there is room for a summer football league. "To ensure that the league does not fail after one season, said Rupert Murdoch, "the league needs to be far more extreme than the XFL." Hence, Murdoch and his team have replaced the players with schoolbuses. There will be only two teams in the league, and games will be only five minutes.