Geraldo Rivera has never been so embarrassed in his disgraceful life. After an unprecedented verdict in a New York criminal trying, Geraldo and his massive band of lawyers filed for appeal at the federal level. The U.S. Supreme Court did review the case, but to Rivera's dismay, the result was only more embarrassing. The court unanimously declared, "It was and is the right of the New York court system to rule that Geraldo sucks. Although there is no law against sucking and nothing even close to one in the Constitution, given Geraldo's nature and vast history of constant sucking, the decision is confirmed and fully encouraged." Instead of being sentenced to prison, Geraldo has been deported and forced to spend the rest of his life in Afghanistan.
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