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You can get the latest news on the band by clicking on Monssfisch Roadie Sex Chimps head. His daft, yet serious head's all over the website, for easy access to the news. Here it is now.
"Click me for news, Ooof! Where's me ring"
NEW! Monssfisch roadie Danny Wragg has his own TOUR DIARY, which you can read. Quite funny actually.
Or, you could play Monssfisch's new interactive game. It's called
PISSING OFF SOUTHERN TOSSERS
and hey, it's easy. All you have to do to play is click on this, and email anything you want to Andrew Adam Frost, a cockney who wants to beat up all northerners.
And now a sneak preview of the script from the all new Monssfisch soap opera, Monssfisch Street.
Late one night, Matthew Josiah Mavis Lee Inness was awakened from his peaceful slumber by the almighty cry of the Bashrat. The shapeles bulk of the Bashrat stumbled into Matthews room, for he was scared, and butt naked. "A Vision! I have just seen the face of Lucifer himself appear unto me and threaten me with hairy sticks! I fear the end is near and that Monssfisch and the planet we live upon are about to be destroyed, for our greatness exceeds that of God himself!" cried the frightened bashing beast. But Matthew was not scared, he mearly replied, "T'was no vision of Lucifer you saw my naked friend, for it was only the reflection of your genitalia in the fun-house style mirror I cunningly placed in the corner of your room for comedy effect. I knew you would see the reflection of your genitalia gyrating up and down in a muddled fashion as you shoulder danced you way through our set list, I did it to teach you a lesson, a lesson which I hope you have learned my grape nippled friend."........
What is the lesson Matthew hopes to teach the Bashrat?
Will the Bashrat ever stop being a source of constant amusement?
Will Jane ever find out who killed her father?
Find out in the next action packed episode of Monssfisch Street
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