Sheep!!

Ok, so i have an obsession with sheep... i'm sure lots of people would
 if they just understood the pleasure that a sheep can bring.
Did you know that sheep are very kinky? They have so many uses... not
only in the directly kinky sexual sense.
Have you considered how many sheep you could fit into a phone box?
Think about it sometime......
Check back and you might see a few suggestions for all you horny 
sheepshaggers, and for the normal people who like to have a good laugh.

How are Sheep Kinky you ask?

• They can be tied down
• They are stupid, you can do anything you want to them
• They're fluffy - maximum pleasure
• Easy to use a dildo on
• They make a kewl kinky sound (baaaa)
• The rams have very big..... leave that to the imagination :o)
• Sheep are bisexual, u can have a go at the rams or the ewes no matter what sex you are.
• Some of them have horns which can go in pleasurable places... ouch
• The horns can also be used to hold onto them by.
• With the aid of horns you can have a threesome with a sheep (2 humans - 1 sheep)
• They come in different sizes which can be useful
• There is a variety of breeds and colours of sheep to choose from for personal enjoyment.

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