Okie Dokie here is the story, My name is Lindsay Clements and I used to run a Semisonic site here, but I said What the fuck, I will change it a little, Change is GOOD. Fuck Semisonic, Read on for a tiny bit about ME!

I have always wanted to see a naked man, but I will never get to see one ever, Because I am ugly, so here is Mikey!

I love Matchbox 20, I used to deny it a little, because the fact this asshole, whom I hate named Brian loved them, but now I can honestly say they ROCK! Click here to worship them with me!

I was never really in love with Dan Wilson, In face here is a picture of my love right Here!

Please, Please, Please, Please E-Mail me. My E-Mail box is getting so,so,so,so Lonley, No One EVER writes me.