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Good politics are often inextricably intertwined.
- Morris Udall

Most of us miss out on life's big prizes. The Pulitzer. The Nobel. Oscars. Tonys. Emmys. But we're all eligible for life's small pleasures. A pat on the back. A kiss behind the ear. A four-pound bass. A full moon. An empty parking space. A cracking fire. A great meal. A glorious sunset. Hot soup. Cold beer. Don't fret about copping life's grand awards. Enjoy its tiny delights. There are plenty for all of us.
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Perfectionism is the enemy of creation, as extreme self-solicitude is the enemy of well-being.
- John Updike

Excuses are like assholes, everyone has one, and they all stink.
- US Marine Proverb

It is always easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
- US Marine Proverb