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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!
- Emiliano Zapata

You can't be a Real Country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
- Frank Zappa

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
- Mao Zedong

I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon

Andy [Kaufman] takes a lot of risks. What performer in his right mind would go onstage and deliberately bomb?
- Bob Zmuda

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola (1840-1902)