Alcohol on my hands
I got plans
to ditch myself and get outside 
dancing woman
throwing plates
decapitating their laughing gates
swirling chickens caught in flight
out of focus
much too bright
coming down
shinin' teeth
game show suckers trying to bleed
but I got a drug and I got the bug
and I got something better than love
How you like me now 
pretty good
going on
feeling strong
I quit my job blowing leaves 
telephone bills up my sleeves
choking like a one man dustball
freedom my climb ball
talking in code: went down
lit up the shack
grab me a beer out of the sack
everybody bent over twice
painting the walls throwing some dice
leaping up into the air 
getting juiced up beyond belief
and they were singing like this
winos throwing Frisbees at the sun
put my soul between the bun
now I hungry now I'm drunk
now I'm running like a flaming pig
oh yeah 
scraping off the attitude
old man eatin' all my food
don't be kind
don't be rude
just shake your boots and 
let it all get loose
oh yeah 
my goodness 
fluffy clouds
jumping rainbows
fluffy clouds
I'm sad 
jumping rainbows
A soft and snuggly place
[repeat]
I'm sad and unhappy 
(I'm sad and unhappy in reverse)
[chorus]
oh that's cold
somebody put a flame-thrower on me 
oh yeah
I like it like that
somebody bring me a plate of sassafrass