(two drunk truck drivers arguing)
Acid casualty with a reposessed car
Vietnam vet playin' air guitar
It's just the shit-kickin', 
speed-takin', truck-drivin'
neighbours downstairs
Yeah
Yeah
Whiskey stained buck-toothed 
backwoods creep
Grizzly bear motherfucker 
never goes to sleep
It's just the shit-kickin', 
speed-takin', truck-drivin'
neighbours downstairs
Oh, yeah
Yeah
Belly floppin' naked 
in a pool of yellow sweat
Screamin' jack-ass 
with a wet cigarette
It's just the shit-kickin', 
speed-takin', truck-drivin'
neighbours downstairs
Oh
Oh, my goodness
Oh... [etc.]
Mmm... 
Psychotic breakdown devil-edged axe
Growin' hair like a shag rug 
on a greasy back
It's just the shit-kickin', 
speed-takin', truck-drivin'
neighbours downstairs
Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness
Oh, yeah
Come on, Honey, feel the grease
Grease, grease
Come on, Honey, feel the grease
Oh, my goodness
Come on, Honey, feel the grease
Oh yeah
Come on, lay it on me
Bring it down one more time
Come on, Honey...