Version 1 (From "For Him the Bell Tolls"):
Joxer the Mighty
Version 2 (From "The Bitter Suite"):
Joxer the Mighty
Roams around the countryside
He never needs a place to hide
With Gabby as his sidekick
Fighting with her little stick
Righting wrongs and singing songs
Being mighty all day long
He's Joxer, He's Joxer the Mighty!!
He's very tidy
Everyone admires him
He's so handsome it's a sin
When things get grim
He'll take it on the chin
If you're in jeopardy
Mobbed by the enemy
Don't call the cavalry
There's a better remedy
Although he doesn't work for free
He's every man's trustee
He's every woman's fantasy
Plus he's good with company
Look out!!
He's Joxer, Joxer the Mighty
He's Joxer...Joxer the Mighty!!
Joxer the Mighty
Master of Geography
Here to guide you on your way
Stick with me you'll never stray
If you're in a land that's new
I'm the man who'll get you through
(even when you're slightly nude)
I'm Joxer
Joxer the Mighty!!