The NEW Quotes!!
"I have a question for you. I just saw it out my window. What element would you be?" "OH! Zenon!!!" "You've thought of this before?? Did you see it out your window too??" "No, actually I saw it in K-Mart." - Rochelle and I.
"Infection... Hello??" - Rochelle.
"Kanagroos are animals, gremlins are monsters." "Not Gizmo." "I've never seen that movie." "Me neither." - Rochelle and I. I say that gizmo isn't a monster.
"I just abducted by aliens, but they don't exist." - Rochelle.
"You what? Just fell in your coffin??" - "No no! I'm being cremated, I don't have a coffin." - Rochelle. She fell in her closet which sounded like coffin to me.
"What do you mean funny kill me?? Stab me and then draw on a clown face??" - Rochelle. After I asked her why she was being cremated.
"I just made the nutcracker choke" - Rochelle. (I don't know)
"That guy has a beard." - Todd while in Ft. Collins one day.
"Here's your present, it's really gross, you'll like it." - Me.
"It's like a heart attack right there in your hand!" - Laurel. (she cracks me up!)
"If you could see the fat ass on Amy and the lopsided boobs and god awful overbite on Cheryl..." - Lyle. (I thought this was funny)
