PERSONAL DETAILS
Age: 38 (07/04/1960).
Height: 1.67 metres.
Weight: Anything from 90 to 96 kilograms.
Birthplace: Johannesburg, South Africa.
FOOTBALL
Team supported: Scotland, Bafana Bafana, Man United, Rangers, Moroka Swallows.
Best and worst memory of your team: Best – qualifying for the World Cup; Worst - Playing in the World Cup (any World Cup).
Your team’s best and worst player (current or non-current): South Africa – Jomo Sono (best); Scotland – Jim Leighton (best)/Jim Leighton (worst).
Most memorable England match: There haven't been any, although losing to United States is up there.
Best and worst England player seen: Bryan Robson (best)/Carlton Palmer (worst).
Position you play: Goalkeeper, Hooker, Left back, The field.
Your best and worst moment as a player: Best – scoring my one and only goal in my entire career for the Rosettenville Central under-10 A school team.
Worst – some or other atrocious cock-up just about every current match.
DRINKING
Favourite pint: Coke.
Number of pints before you fall over: Have never fallen over or kicked any glasses.
Number of pints before you hit the shorts: Don't be ridiculous, I never hit anyone smaller tham me.
Favourite short when the going gets tough: Coke.
Amount of alcohol (pints plus shorts) before you’re seriously ill: Have never been that ill.
Favourite venue after closing time - club/curry house/strip joint/gambling den/bed: Probably bed.
First thing you normally do on returning home from heavy drinking session (if memory serves): Doesn't happen anymore.
Favourite breakfast after aforementioned session: It used to be a Bloody Mary, but these days it's coffee (loads of it).
WOMEN
Woman you’d most like to be washed up on a desert island with: Apart from my wife, it would have to be Jamie Lee Curtis.
FAVOURITE
Newspaper: Anything that's published.
Non-alcoholic drink: Coke.
Food: Al's gourmet chicken.
Holiday destination: Beirut - it feels like home; Central Park at night; Soho.
Film: The Rocky Horror Show/Braveheart.
Book: Kama Sutra.
Television programme: X-Files.
Music: Anything from the sixties.
Band: UB40.
Album: Too many too mention.
LEAST FAVOURITE
Newspaper: The Sun/The Mail.
Non-alcoholic drink: Water - do you know what fishes do in it?
Food: Anything green.
Holiday destination: Australia.
Film: Documentaries.
Book: Anything too serious.
Music: Anything from the sex pistols.
OTHERS
All time sporting hero: Jean-Pierre Reeves; Muhammed Ali; Peter Schmeichel; The lead actor in Debbie Does Dallas.
Your ideal weekend: Watching Scotland/Man United/Rangers/Moroka Swallows win at anything.
The one thing that really makes your blood boil: Scotland v England at anything.
