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Mallow's Psychopath Spell is a nifty little helper that tells you two things: 1)A monsters HP 2)and it's thoughts, which sometimes (but rarely) give a weakness. The monsters are listed in the probable order in which you will find them. Bosses are italicized.
Enemy HP Thoughts
Goomba 16 Goomba gumba...phew!
Sky Troopa 10 What a gorgeous day!
Spikey 20 Just try and jump on me!
Frogog 80 The bright sunlight better not fry me!
K-9 30 May I take a BITE?
Croco 1 320 Gosh, I'm good!
Shyster 30 Boing, boing, boing.
Bodyguard 30 Boing, boing, boing
Mack 480 Boing, boing, boing
Goby 40 Blub, blub, blub...
Rat Funk 32 Squeek, squeek...
Hobgoblin 50 Havin' a blast today!
Shadow 85 You're a model, right?
Pandorite 300 I'm trying to sleep, OK?
The Big Boo 43 Stop staring at me!
Belome 1 500 I just...wanna sleep.
Starslap 62 They think I'm goofy...
Arachne 82 Day-o
Shy Guy 78 Hold still, okay?!
Snapdragon 90 I did a lot in my youth.
Crook 30 You can't run away! Ha!
Wiggler 120 I'm just a helpless little wiggler...
Buzzer 43 Buzzzzz...
Guerrilla 135 Don't confuse me with someone else!
Amanita 52 Gotta work on my tan!
Bowyer 720 What's with these folks?
Magmite 26 I've got a thorn in my foot.
Cluster 60 I'll psyche you out!
Sparky 120 Fire EVERYWHERE!
Bob-omb 90 Ouch, HEY! Watch it!
Croco 2 750 Ooh! I'm good!
Punchinello 1200 Yeeha! I see we're already famous!
Microbomb 30 Small is as small does.
Mezzo Bomb 150 Look out!
Carrobosicis 90 I ALWAYS eat my vegetables
Spikester 50 Why, you're AFRAID of me!
Artichoker 200 Relax a little, okay?
Snifit 200 Minimum wage for THIS?!
Spookum 98 Que Pasa?
Orb User 8 I hate Kinklinks!
Remo Con 88 The world is history.
Jester 151 I've failed my King...
Rob-Omb 42 Bisappear? Maybe later!
Blaster 120 Wanna join me?
Fireball 10 Blurb blurb blurb...
Chomp 100 Workin' on a chain gang.
Knife Guy 700 Happiness is hip!
Grate Guy 900 Peace is just a dream.
Chef Torte 100 Cake! Vatch zee CAKE!
Bundt 800? Congratulations.
Raspberry 500 Congratulations!
Gecko 92 Red? What about Green?
Mastadoom 180 Phew, I'm FREEZING...
Pulsar 69 I'm a mini-pulsar.
MukuMuku 108 You trying to bug me?!
Sackit 152 This is just how I am.
Zeostar 90 Oh, I can't stand him!
Bloober 130 I love floating around.
Greaper 148 Any reaping to be done?
Straw Head 131 Gotta press this shirt!
Reacher 184 Hope you'll stay close.
Dry Bones 0 I'm sick of gettin' hit!
Gorgon 140 I just wanna go home.
Alley Rat 105 Don't pity me, Mario!
Tentacles 200 You wouldn't...EAT me?!
King Calamari 800 The ship's MINE! SCRAM!
Hidon 600 You wanna run, huh?!
Goombette 100 Me speak soft, BIG STICK
Mr. Kipper 133 I'm a fresh little fish.
Crusty 80 Look at THIS!
Bandana Red 120 I love the color RED!
Bandana Blue 150 Color me Blue, mates!!
Johnny 820 Whoa! It's all over.
Leuko 220 Floating's a bad habit.
Yaridovich 1500 My promotion's at stake!
Yaridovich(mirage) Same I'm not the real McCoy!
Shogun 150 Do as you like.
Octovader 250 I'm a part time typist!
Chow 80 Hey, I fought you already
Spinthra 230 Oh! I'm gonna poison ya!
Geckit 100 Geck...Geck...GOCK
Chewy 90 I'm just a fresh flower.
Shy Away 140 La Dee Dah~Ha Ha.
Stinger 65 Strike the pose!
Kriffid 320 Aloe~there!
Formless 10 I have a secret!
Mokura 620 Mwa ha ha...
Fink Flower 200 Gimme your best shot.
Ribbite 250 My dad says, "Hello"
Belome 2 1200 Gotta yummy in my tummy!
Bowser Clone 300? Grr...my castle...
Mallow Clone 150 Ma? Pa? Where are ya?
Mario Clone 200 .....
Geno Clone 250 Star Pieces...Star...
Toadstool 2 120 It's tough to be so pretty!
Jagger 600 I'm so excited!
Jinx 1 600 You're just a beginner!
Jinx 2 800 Sympathy? Not from me!
Box Boy 900 Been waitin' 100 years!
Fautso 420 Thanks to you I'm free!
Chomp Chomp 150 Hey, let's PLAY!
Smilax 200 Turn your eyes
MegaSmilax 1000 I was a water baby!
Birdy 150 I HATE Valentina.
Heavy Troopa 250 I'll make ya beautiful!
Pinwheel 99 What a day it's been...
Sling Guy 120 Hear my Song.
Orbison 30 Don't jump on me!
Muckle 320 Gotta know your limits.
Shaman 150 I'm losing this fight!
Jawful 278 Huh?
Shelly 500 Slow down!
Birdo 777 I just love life!
Bluebird 200 You are...magnificent.
Dodo 1 800 I'm STARVED!
Dodo 2 1000 I'm starved...later!
Dodo w/Valnt varies I'm starved...later!
Valentina 2000 I tell ya, he's NOTHING!
Oerlikon 85 I live to eat.
Magmus 50 Clobber me for good life!
Pyrosphere 167 Vroom, VROOM!
Chained Kong 335 A tad warm, isn't it?
Corkpedite 200 Off! FORGET IT!
Body 300 .....
Vomer 0 Nobody, NOBODY likes me.
Armored Ant 230 Do one good turn a day!
Stumpet 500 Express yourself!
Czar Dragon 1400 Flamin' hot, right at ya!
Helio 10 I'm burnin' up inside!
Zombone 1800 Hey! We're not done yet!
Axem Pink 400 Red, WRONG POSITION!
Axem Black 550 You're timing stinks!
Axem Red 800 I'm all thumbs today!
Axem Yellow 600 We're lookin' GOOD!
Axem Rangers 999 It's a melee!
Terra Cotta 180 Oh, Mr. Bowser!
Forkies 350 Shikashikashika~~!
Gu Goomba 132 Hey, maybe I CAN win!
Star Cruster 72 I"M NOT A CRAB!!
Malakoopa 95 Just call me "General"
Big Bertha 350 Adabing, ADABANG!
Chester 1200 I love my job!
Bahamutt 500 Give me a chance, here.
Glum Reaper 180 Comin' through...
Lakitu 124 Why do people hate me?
Magikoopa 1600 That's...my child?
King Bomb 500 I LIVE to explode!
Jinx Clone 320 I'm theREAL thing!
Boomer 2000 It's all over now...
Exor 1800 Gotta mow the lawn soon.
Right Eye 500 I've got an astigmatism!
Left Eye 300 I can't see a thing!
Neoquid 800 I'm so utterly alone...
Ameboid 220 Get outta my face.
Ding-A-Ling 1200 Wake up sleepy heads!
Countdown 2400 We're into overtime!
Machine Made Axem Pink 100 Oh! My Makeup!
Machine Made Axem Green 80 Whew! Vertigo!
Machine Made Axem Red 180 Gotta fight for evil!
Machin Made Axem Black 120 Will I make the team?
Machine Made Axem Yellow 200 I'm STARVED!
Jabit 150 This is the pits!
Springer 122 What's going on here?
Puppox 300 What does it all MEAN?
Machine Made Bodyguard 100 Boing, boing, boing.
Machine Made Mack 300 Mario! I'm BAAAAAAAACK
Hippopo 400 This is a drag...
Lil' Boo 66 Beep pa doodle dee!
Boppel 333 This has been a bad year!
Machine Made Bowyer 1000 Nya! I'll SNUFF ya! NYA!
Ninja 235 Wooo HOOO! I'm a FOO!
Machine Made Yaridovich 800 My promotion's at stake!
Machine Made Multiplier 180 Look out, LOSERS!
Cloaker 1200 I love cold hard steel!
Domino 900 MAGIC! DEAL with it!
Mad Adder 1500 I'm alive and kicking.
Mad Mallet 200 Work, work, work...
Clerk 500 10 years I've been here!
Pounder 180 Wham bam SLAM!
Manager 800 25 years of working, sigh.
Poundette 150 Love
Director 1000 I just lost EVERYTHING.
Factory Chief 1000 Who DARES to fight ME?!
Gunyolk 1500 If we're beaten, the boss is alone!
Smelter 1500 I brush after each meal!
Smithy 1 2000 Eh?! Not bad!
Shyper 400 Ooh! This'll be fun!
Smithy 2 (body) 1000 What a heavy head!
All heads share 8000 HP.
Toaster head 8000 This isn't good at all!
Tank head 8000 Don't shock me! DON'T!
Wizard head 8000 Good magic, bad defense.
Furnace head 8000 Nothin' can hurt me!
Treasure head 8000 What's hidden inside?!