If we were IDIOTS

this would be the spot where we'd stick the "UNDER CONSTRUCTION" sign
so that those of you that ARE idiots can figure out that
BARELY ANYTHING
on a webpage obviously means

IT'S NOT FINISHED YET

[but we won't]

I'll put a massive page of links here eventually

as soon as I sort through all of the contacts, correspondence
and crap
that I've found in my email over the last couple of years