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We didn't write this song but we should have:

TO BE SUNG TO THE TUNE OF AQUA'S "BARBIE GIRL"

"I'm A Jersey Girl"

Guy: Hey ya Tiffany...

Girl: Hey Rocco

Guy: You wanna go down the shore or what?

Girl: Friggin 'a.

I'm a Jersey girl, in a Jersey world.

I look fantastic, my pants are plastic.

Watch my bootie shake, crankin' up Whitesnake,

I love Jean Claude Van Damme and my Trans-Am.

Guy: Get your token in Hoboken

Girl: I get on the train, it's a major pain.

Guys are starin', at my friend Karen.

Our boobies are fake, we love Ricki Lake.

We think she's way cool, at our high school.

I'm a blonde, single girl, but was born a brunette,

all the guys say I look just like Farrah.

Guy: You're a babe, you're a fox, Garden State goldilocks,

even with that ten pounds of mascara.

Girl: Dish the dirt, love to flirt, in my leather mini-skirt.

I'm a Jersey girl, in a Jersey world.

I have dark roots, I wear white boots.

Tattoo on my back, like to dress in black.

I feel peachy, in my Cavaricci's.

Guy: Shake your whiney tiny hiney, ah ah ah

Keep your butt firm, get a home perm

Date your jewelers, drink wine coolers

Non-stop shoppin', beer cans poppin'

Girl: I go shoppin' at Zales, for my fake fingernails,

got a ring in my nose and my belly.

Guy: Jersey chick, drives a stick, combs her hair with a pick.

Works at the Bloomfield Avenue Deli.

Girl: You can look, but don't touch, till you put a ring on my finger.

Take a glance, at my pants, you won't get there unless you're Kip Winger.

I'm a Jersey girl, in a Jersey world.

I can't go wrong, in my butt thong.

Make my weekend plans, down at Houlihans.

my boyfriend Guido, wears a Speedo.

Hit the tanning bed, till my skin turns red.

I'm a lobster, wanna date a mobster.

Scrunchie in my hair, playin' truth or dare.

I'm so pretty, I hate New York City.

Guy: Loves hairy chests and leather vests...yes, yes, yes

Take her picture, make her richer

Likes to cake-up, all her make-up

orders take-out, likes to make-out

Girl: (spoken) I am so trashed right now.

Guy: (spoken) Excellent!

Girl: (spoken) Can you really get me in a movie?

New Jersey has the best ska in the world.