Z Cyclatron 6000
Perhaps you are wondering exactly what Z Cyclatron 6000 means, well, Z Cyclatron 6000
is A great but nonexistent Electromagnetic Mass Driver encircling the moon
that will Propell A giant Metal "donut" directly into the sun (or some other out of the way place)
The ZCyclatron donughts will contain people such as:
Speedskaters, Certain Online CEO's,
and anyone else who decides to cross us.
Thus ZCyclatron performs the critical function of Permanantly ridding the world of The Decay Of Western Society
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